Good for nothing alchemist: tyrant emperor dotes on small alchemistconsort 88.2

Novel: Good for nothing alchemist: tyrant emperor dotes on small alchemist consort 废柴药师：狂帝霸宠小药妃

Chapter 88.2: Kiss kiss



It’s a novel that is less about palace and courtyard fighting, more about cultivation, alchemy and a bit of scheming. Pretty cute novel for those who can read Chinese or are willing to MTL. Her pink little ball pet has a surprising identity. It is however, the same trope-y stuff, reincarnation, fighting against horrible step-sisters, fighting against previous love rivals and being surprisingly OP at alchemy because she had a similar thing in her past life. The male lead is awkward in a way that isn’t geeky but more like, too embarrassed to say what he wants because he hides his emotions until his red ear tips betray him.

Here’s the rest of the chapter, enjoy!
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A big push pushed Anran against the wall, that mysterious purple robe covering Anran almost completely.

That cold and stiff face became closer and Anran could almost make out his hot breath.

Anran lowered her head and pushed at him but he wouldn’t move even a bit. And on the contrary, kept moving closer.

Both of her hands were placed against his chest, “You … you ..” What do you want?!

But she hadn’t finished before she was kissed. An overbearing coldness swirled in her mouth, spreading and making her feel all dizzy. She could only open her eyes wide as he continued.

Finally, the hot kiss finished.

Then she heard the originally cold and indifferent voice, as if it was layered with some other emotion huskily reply,

“This is a kiss kiss.”

After he finished speaking, he didn’t wait for Anran to react before slamming the door shut.

Leaving Anran with her face red and flushed standing outside of his room.

She rubbed her hand over her slightly swollen and red lips, it hurt a bit but she couldn’t help but smile.

Then, this became a habit.

Anran’s good night kiss and that person’s … kiss kiss.

But now, not only was the sun high up in the sky, they were also in a competition.

And he was still thinking about it?

Could it be that this person thought that every time you slept, you needed a good night sleep?!

Anran’s head thought about all the possibilities.

But as she was about to lift her head up and say something, she saw that Qin Tianyu’s ear tips were alread so red they looked as if they were about to bleed. His lips were tight together and his eyes were filled with a bit of regret, as if he regretted saying that previous sentence, as well as a bit of … need?!

Seeing Qin Tianyu like this, Anran didn’t have the least bit of immunity against him. Her whole heart softened and weakened. And all those silly thoughts disappeared.

If he wants to kiss, then kiss.

She closed her eyes and ‘chu’ kissed him.

Finally, Qin Tianyu was satisfied.

A long while after Anran slept, Qin Tianyu finally left the tent.

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Xiangtian Jingxuan was unable to sourly tease him, “Ze ze, someone looks comfortable.”

Qin Tianyu glanced at him and shockingly, didn’t reply.

Their cultivation was high so even if they didn’t sleep for a night or two, they’d still be high in spirits.

He looked at him falteringly, “Chased her and got a hold of her?”

Don’t blame him being so disbelieving, it was just that Qin Tianyu’s personality was so cold, he really couldn’t be assured.

He didn’t reply and asked another question instead.

“How do you chase?”

Xiangtian Jingxuan looked as if he was struck by lightning.

“You wouldn’t have not caught her yet, right?”

Unable to resist sucking in a deep breath, “No worries, I’ll teach you.”

Qin Tianyu didn’t reply so he took it as a tacit approval.

“Firstly, you have to carefully analyse what she wants, be considerate of her every need and make her feel that you’re by her side.”

Qin Tianyu closed his lips together and thought, these few days, she was treating him well. Every time she cooked, it would be his favourite dishes. Those annoying vegetables also disappeared too (he doesn’t like eating vegetables). This counted as considerate right? Probably.

“Secondly, you have to be close to small animals You have to show your lovable side, don’t be so cold faced all the time. This is the way to attract her attention.”

Small animals? Does that ball of meat count? (Anran’s pet) No matter where she goes, she always brings around that ball. Ah, so it was actually for the sake of attracting his attention!

As for the words that didn’t fit his situation, he obviously disregarded them.

“Finally …”

Without waiting for him to finish, Gong Yizhi (female side character) finished, “Finally, if you do decide to start, make sure you are only faithful to her, otherwise, don’t even bother.”

A light in Xiangtian Jingxuan’s eyes flashed and disappeared before he laughingly continued, “If you can do this, you’ll definitely be able to chase her down into your hands!”

Qin Tianyu pursed his lips. That dumb girl seemed to have done them all, does that mean she’s chased him into her hands?

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No translations exist for this yet and I won't be translating it. It's just a one chapter translation for a novel that I'm currently reading!