WNSYM Chapter 10.2



Chapter 10.2 - Put down the “jian” in your hands


Bonus sponsored chapter to match Giacomo A's donation ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–



She used her couple’s skill to teleport to Su Muzhe’s side and saw she had travelled to on top of the goddess statue’s head.


The symbol for Spirit Road was this construction, this 10/10 fairy like goddess statue.


Rumour says it was even made according to Su Bai’s image.


She looked at it from the head down, to the floating white clouds at her feet and her chest.


The face was according to Su Bai’s, but that chest definitely wasn’t!


Su Muzhe changed to a yellow-red outfit which made him lose that immortal aura and added a solemn edge.


[World] Tang poem: F***, just looking, I thought you were a chrysanthemum flower with red edges. Wife, are you having a stroke?


Su Muzhe’s action stopped for a few seconds and Tang Xiao slightly felt like the character on the screen stiffened.


Of course, right afterwards was a raised sword that cleanly stabbed her.


Tang Xiao died completely but Su Muzhe stabbed her a few times to relieve his anger.


[Now] Tang poem: You can hit me once and I won’t resist.


[Now] Su Muzhe: Like you can resist now?


[Now] Tang poem: I can’t resist with my hands, but I can resist with my mouth! You said you’d give me equipment! Come~ I’ve already prepared well!


Su Muzhe didn’t even more before placing out a mat and holding a zither.


He began to play.


The grass was green and there was occasionally wind blowing on the handsome young man playing the zither, who was accompanied by a charming girl in only her underwear.


This was a live remake of a rich master visiting a brothel!


Tang Xiao’s mind recreated more scenes of a drama and embarrassed herself.


[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, do you know what I like about you the most?


[Now] Tang poem: You like that I’m so handsome that I shake the heavens and move the earth!


[Now] Su Muzhe: I like how you clearly won’t give up but in the end, you can only beg me.


If this was before, Tang Xiao would’ve rushed forward and beaten him up.


But right now, just like how Su Muzhe said, she could only not give up!


She could only restrain herself!


[Now] Tang poem: Wife, at least we’ve been a married couple. As the saying goes, one day as a couple means a hundred days of kindness. Looking upon the future child in my stomach, please don’t be like this to me.


[Now] Parting song: ………… I’m sorry, I’ve interrupted you.


[Now] Tang poem: ………..


[Now] Tang poem: When did you come here.


[Now] Parting song: Just when you said that you’re pregnant with little Su’s child.


[Now] Tang poem:  ………..


Tang Xiao’s first reaction was to kill to seal with his mouth shut!


But she didn’t know which phrase pleased Su Muzhe because he quickly sent a trade with a set of high level equipment.


It wasn’t as good as her previous equipment, it was a thousand times better than her underwear!!


Su Muzhe even dyed the clothes violet so it wasn’t dark purple any more, it made her look even livelier.


[Now] Su Muzhe: Something came up, I have to leave for a bit.


Once Su Muzhe left, Tang Xiao wanted to raise her weapon and go kill someone to shut their mouth.


Parting song hurried backwards and jumped.


[Now] Parting song: Wait, looking upon how much you like Mu Cheng, let me tell you something. You’ll definitely be happy about it.


[Now] Tang poem: What is it? That after Mu Cheng and Tang Xiao went on that program together, he found that he’d fallen deeply in love with Tang Xiao?!


Parting song was separated by his screen and already wanted to put up his middle finger.


[Now] Parting song: I feel like because little Su can stay up nearly all night, preparing that equipment for you, it means that you must have saved the world in your last lifetime.


[Now] Tang poem: _(:ะท」∠)_ No, the fact that you can still love and be with your family’s little Su, despite her being an arrogant, cold and a little awkward girl, means that you’ve experienced true love! When you need to, I will definitely help you!


[Now] Parting song: …..


He suddenly wanted to run to her company and yell at Tang Xiao: In the future, you’ll regret this!!! Like getting hit in the face! Pa pa pa! It’ll hurt you to death!!!


[Now] Tang poem: Okay, now that that’s out of the way, what did you want to tell me, I can’t hold it in anymore!!!


[Now] Parting song: It’s nothing, just that little Su has never really been in love before.


Tang Xiao waited half a day!

And you only gave her this??????


What do you mean, looking upon how much you liked Mu Cheng!!!!


What did Su Muzhe have to do with Mu Cheng!!!!!


[Now] Tang poem: Oh, well that’s normal. If you’re ugly, no one wants you.


[Now] Parting song: ……..


Tang Xiao found out that the second that she said anything bad behind Su Muzhe’s back, she’d definitely get caught.


She didn’t know when Su Muzhe had come and raised a sword in hand.

He was emitting a deathly aura as she stood behind him.


Tang XIao shouted f*** before quickly trying to run away.


But there was a Parting song crouching in front of her and a Su Muzhe behind her, so she truly experienced what was called “wolf in front, dog behind.”


[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, you never learn.


[Now] Tang poem: Hero! Put down the jian (despicable) in your hands!


[Now] Tang poem: jian (despicable)!!!


[Now] Tang poem: jian (sword)!!!! QAQ


For people who courted death, if Tang Xiao dared to call herself number two, there’d be no one who could claim to be number one.


She was a professional at plucking the tiger’s whiskers for 100 years, a professional in courting death for 100 years.


If Su Muzhe didn’t beat her up once a day, they both felt uncomfortable.


So in a few moments, Parting song quickly found a safe place, pulled out the popcorn and waited to watch the drama.


Su Muzhe had already begun to familiarise himself with Tang Xiao’s usual formula and adding on to how her equipment wasn’t as good as her previous set, if she couldn’t freeze Su Muzhe or missed, she’d be on the ground instantly.


[World] July: Annoying, that transgender couple’s on top of the goddess’ head doing PDA again!


[World This emperor: At this time, little Tang poem should say: Ask me how deep my love is~ how much I love you?!


[World] Millions of lolis: Actually, we should ask how many minutes Su Muzhe can last.


[World This emperor: F**, did you get taught Chinese by teacher Cang?


[World] Wind blows pants: Oh, I forgot to say. The reason our guild is famous among thousands is that we have an expert in courting death, Tang poem, an expert in dirty jokes, Loli, as well as an expert in gossip, July.


[World] This emperor: .......


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TL note:


Su Muzhe wants Tang Xiao’s babies ooooo


I nearly spit my water @if you’re ugly, no one wants you. Someone please want me


The pinyin ‘jian’ is the same as ‘sword’ jian so Tang Xiao did a typo twice which happens because frequently used/last typed words appear first in suggestions when typing.


How much I love you - this is a joke in Chinese where ‘ji fen’ also means ‘how many minutes’ to which they reply, did teacher Cang taught you Chinese.


Teacher Cang = japanese AV actress Cang Ji Kong in Chinese, Sola Aoi in English for research purposes aka you’re too dirty minded.


Leave a comment and follow for Tang Xiao to get a dog in real life (step 1 for her plan to get closer to Mu Cheng) xx


23 comments:

  1. Can't wait for the moment she will know the truth :D :D
    thanks for the chapter

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    1. That will be a fun chapter ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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  2. "...you can only beg me." Aiya, so black bellied! (เธ‡ ื▿ ื)เธง

    To think about it, wouldn't it be awkward if they're all gather irl? Or just like in the game, they playfully bully Tang Xiao?

    Thanks for the bonus chapter! (Big thanks to the sponsor too) Orz

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    1. I squealed a bit too ๐Ÿ˜ณ

      They do meet irl soon!! One of the players gets married and they all go to his wedding ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  3. Thanks so much for double post today!
    Shameless and dirty minded people everywhere))) And Su Muzhe being good and giving equipment to his future baby's mom.

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    1. Thank Giacomo for sponsoring the chapters ๐Ÿ’•

      They are all shameless and perverted ๐Ÿ™ˆ (even Su Muzhe ahhh)

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  4. Quite a few CN MC have Jian in their name. i thought it sword. But now...despicable better suited.

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    1. Ahhhh, no. A lot of words have the pinyin "Jian" but they're pronounced differently. On keyboard, you type in pinyin and select the word or hit enter and pray that it's the right word.

      Without seeing the Chinese character, "Jian" could also be see, build, piece, sword, despicable, simple, etc. It all depends on how its pronounced/written!

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  5. "That after Mu Cheng and Tang Xiao went on that program together, he found that he’d fallen deeply in love with Tang Xiao?!" -- PFFFTTT, BWAHAHAHAHA. If only she knew who she was actually talking to!

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    1. That's how Xia Ziyang feels when he talks to her ๐Ÿ˜‚

      Tang Xiao is the most shameless character I've ever read about honestly ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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  6. She is a hilarious shameless mess

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    1. + perverted and that's why I love her ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—

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  7. Hahaha laughing so hard at that "future child in my stomach" and then Parting Song suddenly shows up lol
    Totally looking fowrard to when she finally finds out the truth XD
    Thank you for the bonus chapter and thank you Giacomo for sponsoring^^

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    1. Tons of little gems ๐Ÿ˜‚

      Thanks for reading ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

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  8. Haha..he was happy? Looks like he does favor her a bit? Thanks for the chapter!

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    1. He definitely likes her ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž

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  9. My worldview has been shattered. I just now realize someone can be much more shameless than Nangong Yu from King of Hell so... I now dub Tang Poem as the Queen of shamelessness. Ai... if only I can be acquainted with someone as shameless as her. And that part where she said somthing about Mu Cheng falling for Xiao Ling when they got together for a commercial totally gave away her identity so stupid kekeke. This novel has never wasted my sacrifice to miss my sleep. I salute to you translator!

    Thanks for the chapter!

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    1. Tang Xiao's probably the most shameless character I've read about and she only gets more vain because she's pretty too ๐Ÿ˜ญ

      Glad you enjoy reading it ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

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  10. Awweee! ๐Ÿ˜„ babies ๐Ÿ˜ Thank you for the chapter ๐Ÿ˜Š

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    1. Jumping straight to babies ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

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  11. these novels make me beg for male lead pov, man,,,
    i just want to know what sort of babies MC think of when TX mention it
    get married soon, have babies as soon as possible after that

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    1. The epilogue has a male lead POV and side stories from their children's POV ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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