Chapter 15.2 - What’s the use in confessing love?
[Now] July: Little Tang poem, even though I’ve never seen you in real life, I feel like Mu Cheng probably won’t look upon you. So, you can only drug him.
[Now] Su Muzhe: …….
[Now] Parting song: F****! What are you guys doing! Drugging him?!
Loli’s phrase not only shocked Su Muzhe and Tang poem, it also shocked the Parting song who was passing by.
Tang Xiao’s heart was a bit nervous because when comparing who can keep a straight face and blabber nonsense, she and Loli really were at similar levels.
So after that paragraph, even though it would be a bit brutish and coarse, it seemed to be reasonable!
Su Muzhe as the other involved party, felt like this was already reaching a completely different ball park.
But compared to them, he was still comparatively calm.
At most, his mouth corner tugged a few times, and his veins at his temples throbbed a few times too.
Now Parting song was completely different, he was resisting the urge to call the gossip magazines.
This news was too explosive.
If this went out, Tang Xiao would be famous throughout the universe!
Tomorrow’s headlines would be: a certain female actress failed to woo an actor, so she could only drug him.
His brain popped up an image of Tang Xiao with an evil look on her face as she threw Mu Cheng onto a bed.
F****, hold on!
[Now] Parting song: What a scandalous topic! Shouldn’t you guys private chat this?!
Quite obviously, the three people ignored his words.
[Now] Tang poem: I think regarding drugging, if you don’t handle the dosage correctly, you might accidentally kill them. So let’s change the method.
[Now] Su Muzhe & Parting song: ………….
[Now] July: Why don’t you find a burlap sack, get a brick and hit it once, hit it again, and then boom, it’s done.
[Now] Millions of lolis: No way, then you’ll get blood everywhere. At that time, do you put him on the bed or to the hospital?
[Now] Tang poem: And if there’s too much blood, it won’t be fun.
Now] Su Muzhe & Parting song: ………….
This topic was getting more and more out of hand.
Su Muzhe and Parting song had already felt like their horizons had expanded exponentially, and quite evidently, it seemed like it was going to keep expanding.
At the most crucial moment, Mu Cheng picked up his phone and called Tang Xiao.
[Now] Tang poem: F***! My male idol called my phone!!!!
[Now] Millions of lolis: To call in the middle of the night, if it isn’t for you to pay your debts, it’s a booty call for a one night stand!
[Now] Tang poem: I don’t owe any debts!
[Now] July: Then it’s the latter! Pick up!
[Now] Su Muzhe & Parting song: ………….
Mu Cheng held the phone and felt a bit dazed.
In his heart, he silently said: I’m calling to stop you guys from talking about that.
Tang Xiao fixed her emotions up and then picked up the phone.
Over the phone, Mu Cheng’s voice was a bit low, very magnetic
Tang Xiao felt like there were pink bubbles all around her.
“Senior Mu Cheng.” The Tang Xiao over the phone was as obedient as obedient could be.
Mu Cheng was about to question whether or not the person who was chatting online was her real person.
“En, you can change your way of addressing me.”
Tang Xiao lightly and carefully called, “Mu Cheng?”
“Are you free tomorrow afternoon? Tang little poem and your dog played happily together and then afterwards, when it went home, it became downspirited. If you are free tomorrow …”
Mu Cheng hadn’t even finished speaking before Tang Xiao snatched to reply. “I’m free, I’m free! Tomorrow evening then!”
After they hung up, Tang Xiao rolled around in her bed a few times, incredibly happy.
Now] Millions of lolis: What happened! Was it for you to pay your debts or for a one night stand~
[Now] Tang poem: AH HAHAHAHA!!
[Now] July: F***, seeing how proud she is, he wouldn’t actually …
[Now] Tang poem: He was helping his dog meet (yue) with my dog. So it’s pretty much a one night stand (yue pao).
[Now] Su Muzhe: ……..
[Now] July: ! That’s great! Tomorrow, you’ll have to prepare the brick and the burlap sack! If you need help, give me a call. Loli’s also in A city and I’m in the neighbouring city.
[Now] Millions of lolis: Quick! Get moving!
[Now] Su Muzhe: ………
Su Muzhe suddenly had a feeling, a three year age gap meant a generational gap.
He was older than Tang Xiao by four years, so why did he feel like they had the Pacific ocean between them?
Parting song couldn’t help but run over and start roasting.
“Mu Cheng, I feel like you shouldn’t have placed that call.” Xia Ziyang couldn’t help but enjoy some schadenfreude.
Mu Cheng pinched his forehead, his mouth showing a little smile.
He couldn’t deny that little Tang poem really didn’t play by ordinary rules.
But, being together with her, made him feel really carefree.
“We’ll go with what makes her happy.”
“You’re not scared that she’d really drug you?”
“You’re not scared that she’d really drug you?”
Mu Cheng’s mind popped up with Tang Xiao’s limpid and clear eyes.
When he looked at her, she’d hurry to move her eyes away from him.
Even she didn’t notice, that her ears would slightly redden too.
“She wouldn’t dare to.”
Xia Ziyang yelled in his heart: !!!!! You said, she wouldn’t dare to!!! Only that she wouldn’t dare to!!!! Not that she wouldn’t!!!!!
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TL note:
Tang Xiao in real life is a pretty and innocent girl. Who knew she’d be so perverted and shameless online?
I have a job interview for a job I don't really want OTL wish me luck anyways~
I have a job interview for a job I don't really want OTL wish me luck anyways~
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DeleteTX is innocent at heart π
Delete(I failed the interview oops)
Thanks for the chapter and better luck next time with the interview.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading, I'll probably do worse next time ππππ
DeleteI can't wait for TX to find out that MC is actually Su Muzhe! But hahahaha MC totally fell for her innocent looks, eh?
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DeleteHaha the gap between Tang Xiao online and offline is too big that it becomes cute (?) XD anyway, hope you'll have better luck with job interviews for the job that you want^^
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chapter~
You say cute, I say shameless, potato potato? π
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ReplyDelete& hope you better luck for future job interviews π & also failed my last friday πΆ
I've just been having some bad luck recently π€
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...is this what they called moe gap? AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT I'M D Y I N G
ReplyDeleteOkay that's what I wanted to say but I was scared no one would understand π
DeleteDoes it really count as a moe gap if it's like 99% Mu Cheng being delusional though?? ππ