Chapter 33.1 - Dumb Tang poem, I like you 2
Extra WNSYM chapter because holidays and Dillycat's generous donation š¤š¤
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Tang Xiao didnāt only have her mouth opened in shock on her face, her whole body was open in shock!
And not only her, all of the other Buddhist temple citizens had their mouths open in shock too!
Even now, whenever Tang poemās gender was debated, itād always lead to a fight.
Some people said: such a flashy enchantress, just by looking at how its controlled, thereās no way a girl could be so twisted.
Itās definitely a brute that picks at his feet at home.
From how she ordinarily is, girls canāt use up all of their time flirting with other girls, itās definitely an otaku that stays at home all the time.
From the wifeās perspective, Su Muzheās a famous beauty!
Tang poem called out āwifeā day in and day out, and Su Muzhe never refuted her.
So Tang poem was definitely a not too bad looking brutish otaku that picked as his feet at home.
Of course, that didnāt exclude Su Muzhe being blind.
Some people said, Tang poem is definitely a girl because she said so before.
Of course, with Tang poemās history, her credibility wasnāt high either.
So, everyone was more focused on, Lightly falling actually dared to snatch Su Muzheās man?!!!
Such big guts!!
Such long hands!
Even more importantly, she must be blind!
Couldnāt she see that Tang poem had āSu Muzheās wifeā on the top of her head!
And you still dared to hit on her!
Those who were online quickly called up their offline friends to watch the love triangle.
The news about Su Muzhe getting on little Tang poem and gave birth to a dog, was quickly eclipsed.
Even though that was fun, it still couldnāt beat out this salacious piece of frightening gossip!
Of course!
This wasnāt an ordinary year!
Tang poem and Su Muzheās couplesā news had headlined all of Buddhist templesā news!
[World] July: F***, this world changes too fast, I canāt even keep up. Please let me ask, Lightly falling, didnāt you always hate little Tang poem?
[World] Lightly falling: Tang poem, donāt you realise?! Everything Iāve done was to raise your interest. I know that you got hacked and youāre lacking in gemstones so Iāve already accumulated a large part of the amount you need. I can use it as your betrothal gift, only if you divorce Su Muzhe.
[Now] July: There are always girls that like bad boys, those types that are flashy, can fight but are also bad to the bone, making trouble everywhere. If they can joke around and are a bit cute, thatād be even better. Little Tang poemās got them all covered.
Tang Xiao couldnāt find anything to describe her emotions right now.
She felt like her jaw was still open in shock, but Lightly fallingās last words made her even more in shock.
What the heck did ābetrothal giftā mean!!!
Shouldnāt it be dowry!!!!
(betrothal gift is from the male side, dowry is from the female side, Lightly falling is the ??? side)
She finished speaking and immediately, there were people who were unhappy.
Someone was about to be the mistress of their goddess Su Muzheās relationship!
How could that be!
[World] This emperor: My class went to half time and I temporarily went to an internet bar to go online. You saying this, makes me unhappy. Why the heck would they marry you! How could you compare with our Su Muzhe?
[World] Lightly falling: Anything that Su Muzhe has, I also have. Anything that Su Muzhe can give, I can give. The protection that Ranzhi gives to Tang poem, Forbidden top can as well.
Afterwards, Japanese rose were a bit unhappy.
Little Tang poem was ours, how could you say that it was Ranzhiās protection!!
[World] Powerful hotpot: Itās Japanese rosesā protection, not Ranzhiās.
[World] This emperor: Hotpot, at least weāre on the same team, how could you just backstab us like that. Olden day, deal with her.
[World] Olden day dawn: Hotpotās right.
[World] This emperor: ā¦ā¦..
They didnāt start fighting with Forbidden top but they nearly did start a fight with Ranzhi.
Tang Xiao was still digesting.
Previously, for the sake of working together, This emperor had dragged the two guildās main attacking power into one party.
The two guilds argued from the world to their party.
Tang Xiao also silently sat in the party.
[Party] Tang poem: Isnāt the most important part that ⦠Lightly falling is a girl. And Iām also a girl!!!
Everyone fell silent.
[Party] July: Maybe, she likes that?
[Party] Tang poem: ā¦..
[Party] July: Or maybe sheās a man? Playing a cross gender character?
[Party] Tang poem: ā¦..
[Party] This emperor: F****, Su Boss! Where did you go!!
Tang Xiao then realised that the Su Muzhe who was standing by her side, had disappeared some time ago.
[Party] July: Do you even have to ask! Heās definitely gone to beat up Lightly falling!
July was right.
Mu Cheng had gone to beat people up.
Lightly falling had a lot of high levelled accounts near her but Su Muzhe didnāt care and just continued to beat them all up.
Obviously, there was a bit of anger.
Originally, when alchemists wanted to fight, they needed to first buff themselves up with skills to increase their attacking power.
Su Muzhe didnāt care, didnāt use his buffs and just jumped into a group battle.
When Lightly fallingās surrounding high levelled accounts reacted that sheād already died, Su Muzhe had already retreated to a safe position.
This emperor and the others quickly teleported over.
They suddenly had more people so Lightly falling didnāt dare to move brashly.
[Party] Lightly falling: Fight? If I win, Tang poem marries me.
Tang Xiao really had no energy to left to roast this suddenly melodramatic and cliche scene.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem isnāt an object, and furthermore, you canāt win over me.
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TL note:
I started writing Forbidden city, but Lightly fallingās guild should be Forbidden top. Their name the Purple Forbidden top.
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I CAN'T!!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! MY HEART IS BLOOOOOOMING!! SU MUZHE IS MAAAAADD AAAAHHH HAHAHAHAAHAA
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"Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem isnāt an object, and furthermore, you canāt win over me." - SWOOOOOON. MC you just became hella hella cool!
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