Chapter 50.3 - Damn, a livestream
The people who were roasting Tang Xiao’s ID were numerous.
Originally, they were talking about Mu Cheng and Peach Blossom, but now, they were all talking about Tang Xiao.
-- This ID is poisonous, 666 (too cool, too cool, too cool).
-- Maybe that thread was right, Tang Xiao actually cut off her pee pee to become transgender.
-- Tang Xiao, it’s time to take your medicine. Mu Cheng brought you to eat grilled skewers, why didn’t he take you to take your medicine?
Tang Xiao skim read a few lines before immersing herself in the battle again.
Just then, the mess of the battle was for the sake of getting time for the others.
After the second party muddled into the mess to hand over the provisions, Peach Blossom brought a few people to teleport over.
The support nurse pulled Tang Xiao up again and with a big group, Tang Xiao had some backing.
Which meant that Tang Xiao’s confidence grew again.
She started running back into the crowd to make a mess again.
On screen, Mu Cheng and Peach Blossom were almost evenly matched.
The company then sent out a message saying that Peach Blossom wasn’t purposely killing Mu Cheng, his aim was just the innocent bystanders and Mu Cheng got caught in it.
On the other side, the professional players were also told to take care of Tang Xiao more.
But this was perfect for her.
Whoever Tang Xiao caught, she’d kill.
This measured up to her ID’s second meaning: a man that’s so flashy.
The whole time, she was harassing Mu Cheng, freezing, throwing confusing spells, non-stop at him.
But she didn’t kill him, she just made him unable to control his own character.
Spirit Road had a saying, if everyone meets a well controlled enchantress, then you can wait with your hands tied to die, or try your hardest to fight back and kill them.
Mu Cheng was quite obviously the second party.
Powerful hotpot kept healing him as Tang Xiao went to attack her too, by herself.
Mu Cheng then threw a spell at her.
Tang Xiao didn’t move, doing another enchantress attack spell instead.
As Mu Cheng’s spell came down, her HP was down to half but her spell also successfully lobbed over.
In almost a split instant, there was a fury of fire and smoke and as the smoke dissipated, Mu Cheng was lying down next to her feet.
This was the thing of her many dreams!
How many nights had she dreamed of this!
And it came today!
She thought she was about to go crazy from happiness.
If this wasn’t a live stream, she wanted to shout: You also have today, bow down to me, your daddy, and surrender!
She sneakily took a screenshot too.
On the other side, Peach Blossom was being surrounded and also died.
Taking advantage of the revival time, he pulled down his face mask to take a drink.
He also rubbed his wrists.
Tang Xiao accidentally turned around and saw this, her face instantly becoming dumbfounded.
Mu Cheng was the type to be impossibly handsome, gentle like jade, and when he wore a business shirt, he was the perfect example of someone who was restrained in his desires.
But Peach Blossom on the other hand, fit his ID perfectly.
His face was like ten miles of peach blossoms, brightly blooming.
His pair of peach blossom eyes even had a small mole in the corner, making him look a bit seductive as well.
A big man, to have such a flirty face as his, Tang Xiao really wanted to give up.
Just as she was distracted by Peach Blossom’s face, Mu Cheng also noticed.
He raised a brow as he crawled up and caught Tang Xiao, beating her up.
“Tang Xiao, be careful!” Peach Blossom suddenly shouted, as if wanting to help.
But he was too far away and Tang Xiao’s HP wasn’t high to begin with.
Mu Cheng stabbed her a few times and she dropped to the ground again.
He also then took the chance to beat up Peach Blossom.
Separated by a screen, the players all saw that Mu Cheng was playing for real.
In the second half, everyone became more serious.
Tang Xiao wanted to play flashy but she kept getting caught and killed by Mu Cheng.
She was about to die of anger, nearly spitting blood.
Just as she was about to play, she nearly couldn’t restrain herself from swearing at him and asking about his ancestors.
The whole afternoon was spent on the two matches, with each half about half an hour long.
It was very tiring.
In the end, it was a tie as well.
This was something that the game company was happy to see.
The ten leaders all shook hands with each other as Tang Xiao stared at Peach Blossom’s face mask.
She silently watched for half a day.
Peach Blossom’s face was still, very gentleman-like as he shook her head, lightly holding it before letting go.
When it came to Mu Cheng, Mu Cheng grabbed her hand, his fingernail lightly scratching her palm which made Tang Xiao’s eyelashes flutter twice.
Spirit Road’s players instantly became fans of Mu Cheng and Tang Xiao.
Mu Cheng controlled his player well.
Even though it wasn’t as good as the professional players, his skills and combination of skills were nearly flawless, his controls were beautiful.
And Tang Xiao, there was no need to say.
Flashy as flashy could be and she’d made the best parts of being an enchantress really shine.
She was flashy and flamboyant.
But most importantly, she controlled her enchantress the way it should’ve been and she played well.
Furthermore, she’d occasionally interact with other players when she was playing, chatting amicably with people on the battlefield and off the battlefield.
Before watching the live stream, the players were all like: Tang Xiao was probably here to round off the numbers. We’ll just watch Mu Cheng and Peach Blossom.
After watching the live stream, the players were all like: Tang Xiao, kiss kiss~
Some players even replayed the video and rewatched it, concluding the rumours that were swirling around Mu Cheng and Tang Xiao lately.
They concluded: maybe they are together in real life.
In the middle, there was a scene when Peach Blossom took off his face mask and Tang Xiao was visibly shocked by how beautiful Peach Blossom was.
In the end, Mu Cheng then fried them all up and starting beating them down.
And at the very end, when they were shaking hands!
That was called sneakily sending off amorous glances to each other!
What is this!
This is clearly dog food for single people!
Of course, some fans rejected this.
They said: Mu Cheng was killed by Tang Xiao previously so he felt like he lost face, so he had to kill her back to take revenge.
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TL note:
Dog food for single people - single people are called ‘single dogs’ so when they see PDA, it’s like the couples are throwing dog food at them, reminding them that they are (single) dogs
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Thanks for the chapter! Lol Mu Cheng got jealous
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DeleteThanks for reading ๐๐
DeleteAlso for commenting!
Deletehello! join us in WNSYM ABYSS /@ V @)/
DeleteI started anon too! then made a blogger account just to make commenting easier/faster for myself (idk if you can see this haha)
There are a few anons that comment on WNSYM ๐ค๐ค
DeleteFinding this novel has been my lifes greatest joy. It makes me laugh and smile alot. Its too funny and i love our shameless tang xiao.
ReplyDeleteTy for your hard work translating this!
For some reason I thought you said you finished the novel ๐ฑ๐ฑ
DeleteThanks for reading ๐๐
Ohhhh Mu Cheng better watch out cuz Peachy is here ahahaha XD
ReplyDeleteMu Cheng's so paranoid ๐๐
DeleteOur Mu Cheng is jealous,how cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
Super cute ๐๐
DeleteJealous Mu Cheng trying to get Tang Xiao's attention lol
ReplyDeleteHe's adorable ๐๐
DeleteI request peach blossom as the 2nd male lead!!! Or just show up in the future!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
Mu Cheng's too scary, Peach Blossom has no chance ๐๐
DeleteHAHAHAHA! Now I know why TX got pummelled to hell! ( ՞เจ՞)
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree to the person above to make Peachy 2nd male lead so MC will make drastic measure to ward off other bees and butterflies around TX. (´⌣`สฦช)
Mu Cheng is so weak for TX ๐๐
DeleteBut TX is too dense, I don't remember any strong love rivals ๐ค๐ค
Awwwww Mu Cheng is so jelly jelly~~ It's okay, Mu Cheng, if Peachy steals TX, I'll take you!!!! (I'm learning to be shameless like TX!)
ReplyDeleteI'm second in line after TX for Mu Cheng, get in line ๐ค๐ค
DeleteOh TX, now that you have Mu Cheng, you can no longer look at other pretty boys T.T lest you keep getting killed. Otherwise Mu Cheng will end up with a green hat.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chapter
-JC-
Mu Cheng's too petty ๐ญ๐ญ
Deleteit seems peachy guys are always here for short time before going again, bye bye peach guy, we'll miss you and your seductive eyes~
ReplyDeleteMC's cunning is truly displayed here, tsk tsk
On and off, only a tool to make Mu Cheng jealous ๐๐
DeleteThanks for the update
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading ๐๐
DeleteWhen Tang Xiao killed Mu Cheng, I feel like happily screaming too "FINALLY~~" ...but it's almost 1am now in my room with my sister sleeping lol
ReplyDeleteAnd Mu Cheng's jealouuusssss~
Thank you for the chapter!
That's exactly how TX feels. Her stats are like 10000000:1 ๐๐
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