Chapter 38.2 - Xiao Lin your guts are really big 2
Second sponsored chapter thanks to Djanae ✨✨ (2/2)
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Xiao Lin snatched in front, “F****, you’re really strong. Not only did you sleep with Mu Cheng, you even defiled Qiao Yijing too?”
Mu Cheng: …..
Qiao Yijing: ….
“Please don’t use words recklessly like that. We’re all very pure.” Tang Xiao’s head started to hurt.
“Tang Xiao told us a whole night of stories.” Mu Cheng said helplessly.
Tang Xiao’s head started to hurt even more.
She’d probably said too much last time.
She looked Xiao Lin up and down.
Her hair was messed up, her neck had some faint pink hickeys, her shirt was missing a few buttons.
Mu Cheng and Qiao Yijing read the atmosphere and discreetly left.
“I messed up.” Xiao Lin opened her mouth.
Tang Xiao: “What did you do?”
“It’s not what I did, it’s what Chief Ning did to me!” Xiao Lin grabbed at her hair.
“Who did you spend last night with?” Tang Xiao’s face was serious.
Xiao Lin’s face was full of regret, “If I said it, you won’t believe me but I freaking slept Chief Ning again.”
Tang Xiao: ….
She digested that for a few moments.
She thought she was hearing things.
Did Xiao Lin just say that she slept Chief Ning?
Like, she’d did this and then did that to Chief Ning?
Like, he defiled Chief Ning?
Xiao Lin … slept …. Chief Ning ….
And again?
Again!!!!!
“Again?” Tang Xiao didn’t know how to describe her feelings.
Her two hands covered her face, rubbing her temples.
Xiao Lin’s expression was a bit fidgety, “You heard wrong, I didn’t say ‘again’.”
“Psh! Your daddy’s hearing is fantastic! You just said ‘again’! You’re actually sneaking behind my back and sleeping together!”
Xiao Lin shrunk her neck backwards, “I didn’t.”
“Where’s Chief Ning now?”
“Where’s Chief Ning now?”
“I hit him and he passed out.”
“!!!!” Tang Xiao felt like she hadn’t woken up completely or maybe she was still drunk.
Everything was a mess.
“What did you use to hit him!!”
Xiao Lin looked at grievously, “I used my hand to chop the back of his neck. But don't’ worry, I controlled my strength, he’s fine.”
“!!!!!”
Tang Xiao didn’t even put on her shoes and flew out.
After half a moment, she ran back to drag Xiao Lin by her hand, deeply saying to her, “Hero! You’re amazing! Other people go to pluck the tiger’s whiskers but you defiled the tiger!!! Right, which room?”
“Room 1106, the door’s unlocked.”
Tang Xiao flew out.
Xiao Lin had a misgiving, why did she feel like in Tang Xiao’s steps, she could feel that she was excited?!!!
When Tang Xiao crashed through the door, she ran straight into Mu Cheng.
Mu Cheng’s attention was instantly drawn to Tang Xiao’s bare feet.
He pulled at her, “Where are you going, not wearing shoes?”
Tang Xiao was stomping on the ground, “No time to explain, get in the car! I’m rushing to save the emperor!”
Mu Cheng furrowed his brows, “First, put on your shoes.”
The hotel was carpeted so when Tang Xiao stepped on it, she even felt comfortable.
“No time! Hurry and come with me! Maybe in the future, we’ll even remember your achievements in saving the emperor and seal you as a country-saving general! Do you know ….”
She hadn’t even finished speaking before Mu Cheng ran with her.
‘Do you know’ - those three words were like a curse in his head.
Tang Xiao dragged Mu Cheng by his arm to room 1106.
In the middle, she even dragged the Qiao Yijing who was in the elevator.
The three people vigorously rushed through half of the eleven storey building.
Tang Xiao’s heart right now was like rushing grass mud horses.
Room 1006’s door wasn’t even closed, Tang Xiao crashed through.
The room had been tidied up, the room had been aired out like no one had lived in there.
On the bed, there was a corpse like shape wrapped in a blanket.
Tang Xiao rushed over to check if Chief Ning was still alive.
Xiao Lin used the blanket to cover Chief Ning’s head, so Tang Xiao thought that Chief Ning had died.
She suddenly pulled apart the blanket, a **** body!
Mu Cheng was the first to react.
When the blanket was lifted up, he instantly covered Tang Xiao’s eyes and turned her around.
Qiao Yijing also quickly placed the blanket back on the body.
Mu Cheng then let go.
“F***! So intense!” Tang Xiao had already thought Chief Ning was intense enough, seeing the marks on Xiao Lin’s neck.
The marks on her body were probably even more intense too.
But now that she’d seen Chief Ning’s neck, the long fingernail scratch marks went all the way down.
In this, Xiao Lin really didn’t lose to him!
“Xiao Lin said that she knocked him out, are there going to be any after effects?” Tang Xiao placed her finger underneath her nose.
When she felt him breathing, she was finally relieved.
“I don’t know, we should probably go take him to the hospital,” Qiao Yijing suggested.
Tang Xiao silently stared at him. “If we take him to the hospital, when Chief Ning wakes up, he’d definitely chop the three of us into pieces.”
What a joke, as someone who loved face as much as he did, the moment that he woke up, this whole place would probably actually turn into a murder investigation.
What a joke, as someone who loved face as much as he did, the moment that he woke up, this whole place would probably actually turn into a murder investigation.
“I remember he has a private doctor, you should call him.” Mu Cheng said.
Tang Xiao followed her memory and tried to remember Chief Ning’s phone PIN.
Surprisingly, she actually remembered correctly and she flipped through his phone book.
The private doctor quickly agreed to come.
“It really is black and white.” Qiao Yijing looked at the underwear on the bedside table.
“Director Qiao purposely came to see what colour it’d be?”
“Do I need to check yours?”
“Sorry, I don’t want to step in between you and Chief Ning’s affair.”
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Tang Xiao was confused, “Wha-wha-what, what are you guys talking about?”
Mu Cheng and Qiao Yijing turned to face her at the same time, staring at her.
Mu Cheng’s face was finely carved, Qiao Yijing’s was rugged like he had a bit of mixed blood in him.
These two different faces looked at her and Tang Xiao felt like the pressure on her was big.
“.... You guys continue … just pretend I’m not here … please continue ….”
Qiao Yijing didn’t just discover that, but he also found a piece of paper pressed down by a cup.
Qiao Yijing didn’t just discover that, but he also found a piece of paper pressed down by a cup.
It clearly wrote: If you dare try to kill me to silence me, I’ll send your nudes to the press!!!
Qiao Yijing: …..
Mu Cheng: ….
Tang Xiao: ….. F****! There are even nudes!
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TL note:
Slept Chief Ning - I purposely wrote slept Chief Ning because in Chinese, there’s more emphasis on her *doing* Chief Ning, instead of a happy mutual “slept with Chief Ning”, you feel?
Grass mud horses - homonym Cao (Grass/F***) Ni (Mud/Your) Ma (Horse/Mom)
Thanks to Djanae for the two sponsored chapters ππ
Thanks to Djanae for the two sponsored chapters ππ
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Too much fun. I’m going to have to read this arc again.
ReplyDeleteRe-read and then when the next few updates hit, it'll be even more trippy πΆπΆ
DeleteOmg...the blackmail there...I'm dying squirtle...
ReplyDeleteThe only way to win against Chief Ning is to have some good blackmail material ππ
Delete"Do you know" - Tang Xiao quote of the day.
ReplyDeleteDid everything Tang Xiao say right??? X"D. lol it's a mess, wondered why TX gather many witness XD LMAO. the more the merrier, welp XD
thank you for the extra chapter Djanae and Soupy~~
TX needs witnesses so she doesn't get killed by Chief Ning the instant he wakes up π
DeleteTX was right about Chief Ning and Mu Cheng's underwear colour (at least) ✨
How does she know these personal details?! Unless she has cameras installed in their houses. Also, wasn’t Chief Ning already eyeing Xiao Lin when they all sat down for dinner? Why would he be mad at having slept with her again? And he didn’t seem to have any particular reaction after the first time either.
DeleteThere's a lot happening in the background that we (or TX) don't know about. Xiao Lin and Chief Ning do have a history together and he was very, very angry after the first time they slept with each other. Even this time, he gets mad about falling for the same person again π©π©
Delete“Hero! You’re amazing! Other people go to pluck the tiger’s whiskers but you defiled the tiger!!!“
ReplyDelete*slow clap while trying not to burst out laughing in the middle of workplace*
Amazing, just.... amazing x'D x'D x'D
Ty translator ^^)!
Thanks to the author for having such a way with words ππ
Deleteoh my goooood Xiao Lin, who knew you had it in you. It's always the ... quiet ones isn't it. But wait, what does Chief Ning look like??? I imagined a balding 50 yo. >.>
ReplyDeleteI feel like XL, Chief Ning and TX is a sort of unholy trifecta xDDD.
Small note, you said you specifically chose slept Chief Ning to emphasise that she was the one doing the uh... major damage xD. It still sounds a bit awkward this way though, maybe use I *did* Chief Ning (as opposed to I did it with Chief Ning). It would work really well with the following sentences too. But just a suggestion.
Let's just say that there's more to XL than we've been seeing now (be prepared to be surprised ha).
DeleteChief Ning's hot and young. TX says he has muscles at some point and some old woman did want to sponsor him ππ
I prefer 'slept' because mainly, it's the direct translation of what they use but also because it's blunt and makes it painfully obvious what she means. 'You ... did ... Chief Ning' just doesn't sound as raunchy π
I agree with Meep. Slept might be a direct translation but it simply sounds like bad grammar in English. ‘I did him’ conveys the same meaning.
DeleteThanks for reading ππ
DeleteThis is really late but I think the phrase you're looking for is "bedded." It is proper English to imply the person who takes the initiative (basically the same meaning you intended with 'slept'). Eg. She bedded Chief Ning.
DeleteThanks for reading ππ
Delete"She bedded Chief Ning" sounds good. "She laid Chief Ning" is also subtler alternative.
DeleteHAHAHA Xiao Lin's thing with Chief Ning is hilarious!! And also who's nudes? Chief Ning's? Xiao Lin's?
ReplyDeleteChief Ning's nudes because Xiao Lin ran away after threatening that she'd expose him, because he'd probably kill her otherwise ππ
DeleteOh my god!!! I can't believe you become like this XL. You even dare to ' eat ' and hit Chief Ning!!! And It's not only once!!! I underestimate you!!! O[]O
ReplyDeleteThere's even more to Xiao Lin ahhhh. There's no way anyone who's been with TX for this long, could actually be normal π€π€
DeleteI thought that chief ning and Xiao Lin were already going out / in a relationship since they keep bullying TX at the same time whenever she looks for both of them for some reason. Although Xiao Lin is a bit weaker than chief king.
ReplyDeleteNopeeee, Chief Ning is Xiao Lin and TX's boss. Xiao Lin reports to both Chief Ning and TX but of course, Chief Ning wins over TX and it's really too easy to bully TX ππ
DeleteThe previous chapter had me shocked and laughing at the end but this chapter had me laughing all the way through. First, way to go XL for knocking out the Chief. It was so unexpected "I hit him and he passed out" had me laughing so hard. Next, imagining Mu Chen running with TX as soon as he hears "Do you know..." = freakin gold. I love how they're on the same wavelength here. Mu Chen covering TX's eyes = awwww, the hubby protecting her "innocence". That note about the nudes. Ah, my cheeks hurt. I want to thank the sponsor and soupybaozi for the chappies~~
ReplyDeleteXL's a very unassuming character who only gets funnier the more we see of her π
DeleteMu Cheng's super adorable towards TX. And XL's just protecting herself with the nudes, Chief Ning's just too scary ππ
HAHAHAHAHA this chapter is too hilarious XD Xiao Lin not only knocked him out, the fact that she also didn't forget to blackmail him had me laughing so hard lol I don't know who is more awesome with their random reactions, Tang Xiao or Xiao lin hahaha
ReplyDeleteThank you for the chapter~ and thank you Djanae for sponsoring this~~!
The timeline goes something like XL and CN get drunk> get together > XL freaks out and knocks him out > takes nudes > covers him in a bed sheet > leaves note > runs to TX.
DeleteXL's better at quick thinking than TX π³π³
Thanks to the translator and the chapters' sponsor!
ReplyDeleteOMG so I guess the one who previously made a mess out of MC's online life was indeed her assistant...
Thanks for reading ππ
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