Chapter 23.2 - Rip off her clothes
She growled, “Lou Qingwu, you dare wear an imperial concubine’s imperially bestowed soft silver lily gown and actually show it off? What kind of motive do you have? Did you actually want to enter the palace and seduce the emperor to become one?!
With this countess here, don’t even think about your evil scheme prevailing! Come someone, grab this sly fox who dares to offend her superiors! This countess orders you to rip off her clothes right now! She dared to offend the emperor’s face, this is a crime worthy of death! This countess will never let this type of person enter the palace.”
After she finished ordering, everyone’s expression changed.
This Countess of Chaoxia was really too much.
She would actually order people to rip off an unmarried girl’s clothes in public, then how would that girl be able to live afterwards?
Furthermore, nearly everyone here knew that Lou Qingwu had only just come back to the capitol today.
A barely 15 year old legitimate daughter who had been forced by a concubine’s daughter to live in the country, how could she have a soft silver lily gown to begin with?
Even those of them who regularly enter the palace wouldn’t recognise that type of gown, let alone a girl like that.
So this was unfortunately most likely …
They all were unable to resist turning around to face Lou Lianxin who was watching this all play out with a smile on her face, and then they all pretty much understood what was happening.
But even if they knew what was happening, no one dared to go ahead and stop the countess.
That Countess of Chaoxia had been doted on by Prince Zong to the point of no return.
If someone accidentally angers her, they definitely would be punished and so, they could only turn a blind eye to what was happening right in front of them.
It was only a pity for this Lou family’s legitimate daughter. It was already hard enough to find such a pretty girl in the capitol.
Li Jingsheng opened his mouth and was about to say something before the Countess of Chaoxia coldly cut him off, “Assistant General Li, are you about to say that this was your idea?”
“No …” Li Jingsheng didn’t understand why Lou Qingwu would wear the outfit of a palace concubine but even if it was really like this and he opened his mouth to defend her, it would probably only make things worse.
Thinking about what his father said, he could only turn his head around and shake his head, “This lower official didn’t know about this.”
His reaction delighted the Countess of Chaoxia.
“Lou Qingwu, now no one will help you! Why are you all just standing there? Rip off her clothes now!”
“Yes!” The imperial guards standing outside of the Vermilion Bird listened to this order and two immediately went ahead to grab Lou Qingwu.
Lou Qingwu’s expression was still dull, as if the person facing imminent danger wasn’t her, but someone else.
Lou Qingwu’s eyes moved from the gloating Countess of Chaoxia to the Lou Lianxin who had walked over some time ago and then slowly to the people behind her.
Two tall and strong men were striding over in their direction and one of them was someone she knew, the seventh prince Xiahou Liuyun.
A smile crept up on Lou Qingwu’s mouth and Lou Lianxin’s heart suddenly gulped.
Lou Qingwu stretched out a hand and stopped the people who were about to grab her, “Slow down.”
“Lou Qingwu, what else do you have to say?!”
Countess of Chaoxia glared at her, almost itching to go slap Lou Qingwu’s face a few more times to give her Lian’er little sister revenge!
“Why are you all so slow? Hurry up and rip off those clothes! This countess is still waiting to enter the palace to give birthday greetings to emperor-uncle!”
“Countess of Chaoxia, before you rip off this subject-girl’s clothes, subject-girl just wanted to ask a question.”
“What?” Countess of Chaoxia was visibly frustrated.
Lou Qingwu’s eyes fell on Lou Lianxin as she slowly spoke, “Who was it that told countess that subject-girl’s outfit is the ‘soft silver lily gown’?”
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TL note
Subject-girl - literal translation of how LQW describes herself, subject because she’s talking to royalty and girl because she’s a girl. Her father would describe himself as “your subject”, the wives would call themselves “subject-concubine” because everyone has to debase themselves in front of royalty.
Emperor-uncle - again, literal description, Countess of Chaoxia’s father is the emperor’s brother so that’s how she’s a countess, and the emperor’s her uncle
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Novels that I'm interested in translating?
All historical China or some parallel universe similar.
1. Deity helps a deer give birth and he thinks that the newborn deer is super cute. But the newborn deer (our female lead) has completely forgotten about him and he gets upset. Also male love rival because why not. Cultivation novel with deities. 819 chapters and ongoing. Haven't read this one but it looks promising?
2. Much longer novel with a scrawny female lead who has reborn with her medical skills, the male lead is incredibly powerful and their road is fraught with female rivals who believe that the female lead isn't worthy of them. Lots of magic, they have a connecting space where the female hides in and the male lead sometimes cooks for her. Male lead falls for her way before he even knows, he cares for her a lot and when he can't be there, they have a piece of putty that they can scribble messages for each other, kinda like Tom Riddle's notebook but instead of a creep replying, it's a scary male lead. 1204 chapters and ongoing, verrry long and popular. Have read this and it has a bit of a slow start but once the leads are together, it's great.
3. Female lead is reborn as a fox and the emperor finds her. This trope was popular for a while because there are a few very similar novels. One is that the reason why she was a fox was because there was a voodoo worm and she's actually a spy. But because she's the reincarnated version, she has no memories of why she's a spy and she only knows because there's a servant keeping tabs on her. Hilarious because the emperor tries to get her food and they bring her a live chicken, the fox and chicken stare at each other before the chicken goes crazy and the fox (female lead) looks disdainful until presented with a cooked chicken.
4. Female lead gets drugged and sleeps with the male lead. She ends up with a child who is super cute and witty. The toddler also has a penchant for alcohol and loves the male lead's panther (actual panther) and gets trapped because he was lured by the scent of it. Female lead gets lured by the promise of money as she saves some guy with her medical skills. The male lead promises her lots of money and when she gets there, it's all in ingots and she has to carry them in one go or it's a no deal. Obvious ploy to keep the female lead from running away. Historical again and pretty funny banter between the kid, the female lead and the male lead.
5. Rebirth novel, the female lead was pushed off this high building and when she's reborn, she's a total ace. The other big families are encroaching on her family clan and they break off her engagement because she's useless. Female lead is okay with this and has martial arts skills that were carried down the generations from her previous lifetime which help boost the people in her family clan. Her ex-fiance gets tasked with seducing the female lead's step-sister to try to get the martial arts skills eep. She's also an alchemist and makes high quality pills, has a cute pet too.
6. Funny novel again. The female lead's cousin dies and their family wants to keep their influence on the prime minster and hope to offer up another daughter to keep relations with him. Mess ensues because the female lead has just been divorced and doesn't want that but somehow ends up getting bestowed marriage to the fattest prince she has ever seen. The synopsis says that she once thought that all princes were handsome, but this is the first time that she's found out that even the royal gene pool can be disturbed. Before meeting her, all he cared about was cash.
Update: I've decided to translate a modern romance story revolving around an online game. The main leads are also in the entertainment circle so there's a bit of acting involved in there too. The female lead's super shameless and narcissistic, to a fault honestly. But it's a light and easy read and there are updates every two days!
Link to the intro for more info and then link to the contents page to start reading!
All historical China or some parallel universe similar.
1. Deity helps a deer give birth and he thinks that the newborn deer is super cute. But the newborn deer (our female lead) has completely forgotten about him and he gets upset. Also male love rival because why not. Cultivation novel with deities. 819 chapters and ongoing. Haven't read this one but it looks promising?
2. Much longer novel with a scrawny female lead who has reborn with her medical skills, the male lead is incredibly powerful and their road is fraught with female rivals who believe that the female lead isn't worthy of them. Lots of magic, they have a connecting space where the female hides in and the male lead sometimes cooks for her. Male lead falls for her way before he even knows, he cares for her a lot and when he can't be there, they have a piece of putty that they can scribble messages for each other, kinda like Tom Riddle's notebook but instead of a creep replying, it's a scary male lead. 1204 chapters and ongoing, verrry long and popular. Have read this and it has a bit of a slow start but once the leads are together, it's great.
3. Female lead is reborn as a fox and the emperor finds her. This trope was popular for a while because there are a few very similar novels. One is that the reason why she was a fox was because there was a voodoo worm and she's actually a spy. But because she's the reincarnated version, she has no memories of why she's a spy and she only knows because there's a servant keeping tabs on her. Hilarious because the emperor tries to get her food and they bring her a live chicken, the fox and chicken stare at each other before the chicken goes crazy and the fox (female lead) looks disdainful until presented with a cooked chicken.
4. Female lead gets drugged and sleeps with the male lead. She ends up with a child who is super cute and witty. The toddler also has a penchant for alcohol and loves the male lead's panther (actual panther) and gets trapped because he was lured by the scent of it. Female lead gets lured by the promise of money as she saves some guy with her medical skills. The male lead promises her lots of money and when she gets there, it's all in ingots and she has to carry them in one go or it's a no deal. Obvious ploy to keep the female lead from running away. Historical again and pretty funny banter between the kid, the female lead and the male lead.
5. Rebirth novel, the female lead was pushed off this high building and when she's reborn, she's a total ace. The other big families are encroaching on her family clan and they break off her engagement because she's useless. Female lead is okay with this and has martial arts skills that were carried down the generations from her previous lifetime which help boost the people in her family clan. Her ex-fiance gets tasked with seducing the female lead's step-sister to try to get the martial arts skills eep. She's also an alchemist and makes high quality pills, has a cute pet too.
6. Funny novel again. The female lead's cousin dies and their family wants to keep their influence on the prime minster and hope to offer up another daughter to keep relations with him. Mess ensues because the female lead has just been divorced and doesn't want that but somehow ends up getting bestowed marriage to the fattest prince she has ever seen. The synopsis says that she once thought that all princes were handsome, but this is the first time that she's found out that even the royal gene pool can be disturbed. Before meeting her, all he cared about was cash.
Update: I've decided to translate a modern romance story revolving around an online game. The main leads are also in the entertainment circle so there's a bit of acting involved in there too. The female lead's super shameless and narcissistic, to a fault honestly. But it's a light and easy read and there are updates every two days!
Link to the intro for more info and then link to the contents page to start reading!
Novel 1, 3 or 6 sounds good (In that order from top to bottom).
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DeleteWould you consider translating A TALE OF TO PHOENIXES?
DeleteProbably not, I'm currently translating two novels right now so I'd have to at least wait for WNSYM to finish 💕💕
Deletelol the 6th one sound funny. XD
ReplyDeleteIt was certainly different! There's a female version where it's the female lead who's fat and she's poisoned so she has to gradually seduce the male lead to get life points. But because she's fat and ugly, the male lead never lets her get even close so she kind of has to surprise attack him 😂
DeleteIt's too smutty for me to translate though 😭
2 and 5 seem interesting
ReplyDelete2 is one of my favourites but it takes a while to warm up to 💕💕💕
Delete1 3 and 4
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DeleteLove no 3.. All other seemed similar to what already have within the community.. Especially if the FL well versed in medicine...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've found that no one's really translated anything similar. There's a bunch of novels that are similar where the female lead's reborn as a fox or a snake and is found by the male lead.
DeleteSome of them are kind of loli because when the female lead finally cultivates to a human, she gets turned into a baby 😔
Novels 4, 3 and 1 in that order of descending preference. Definitely not 2 and 5 as there are a gazillion other similar novels being translated. Would love an unusual rom-com for a change therefore, prefer novels 4, 3 and 1.
ReplyDeleteP.S: Thanks for the Chappie and for your hardwork :-)
Thanks for reading 💖💖💖
DeleteNumber 4 is super funny! There are similar modern romance novels like that too though.
3 or 6 are both good
ReplyDeleteThank you for the chapter 💖 I wonder how she will get out of this 😈
ReplyDeleteAs for the novels...1, 2, and 4 sound interesting!!
Thanks for reading and voting! 💖💖💖
Delete6 sounds the most interesting and funny! And I kinda like 4 too.
ReplyDelete6 is definitely quite unconventional! 4 is also super funny 😙😙😙
DeleteMay I ask the title of number 5?
ReplyDeleteYup it's called "一等狂妃:压倒腹黑殿下”. This post was accidentally posted without having because I have about 20 or so chapters of this novel already translated but it's a qidian novel 😭
DeleteThank you for the chapter~
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading 💗💗
DeleteOmg tom riddles diary XD. Can I ask for the name of the 4th and 3rd one?
ReplyDeleteI don't remember the third one but you can find similar stories if you just search for 狐妃, a lot of those stories have pretty similar plots. The fourth one is called 坑爹儿子鬼医娘亲 💓💓
DeleteCould you tell me the name of the second novel please?
ReplyDelete喜劫良缘,纨绔俏医妃 ☺️
DeleteI know you have already chosen which novel to translate but can you tell me the name of six novels you described? They sound interesting and I'm curious about them. :)
ReplyDeleteAiih .. Seorang putri yang begitu bodoh yang dipeegunakan oleh anak seorang selir
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