Chapter 2.1 - Fleeing from marriage was successful, but still got beaten up
In a short minute, the Japanese Rose guild’s people went from the history’s highest to the history’s lowest.
Rows and rows of profile photos darkened as they all started going offline.
Ranzhi was furious! Fleeing from marriage? Ha ha!
The marriage then turned into a violent massacre.
People poured into Japanese Rose’s guild, destroyed it, built it up again and then destroyed it again.
Following Ranzhi’s one sided crazy party, it soon became a free for all.
Those who had grudges, those who didn’t have grudges, they all joined in the fight.
This continued for a night and a day.
The next day online, the whole Japanese Rose’s guild all squatted in the safety zone.
Tang Xiao also muddled her way in.
[Guild] July: Come, little Tang poem, tell us, why did you flee from the marriage.
[Guild] Tang poem: Yesterday, I was thinking about it for the whole day, and the more I thought, the more I realised that this was all a scheme from the start. I proposed for the sake of disgusting them, they agreed to my proposal to disgust me. So in the final moment, I decided to run away to frustrate them to death!
[Guild] July: You didn’t get to frustrate them to death, they first tortured us to death! How about you just surrender to her?
[Guild] Tang poem: No, I’m scared, so scared that I’m shaking …
[Guild] July: Coward!
As they were chatting on the side, Su Muzhe brought a large portion of the crowd to rush from the wild to Hangzhou city.
Tang Xiao could just barely make out the blood-red names and found a few she was familiar with.
All right, pretty much all of the players in the top rankings were all here.
Those bright blood-red names. Ah.
When you kill someone in Spirit Road, you’ll accumulate crime points.
The higher the crime points, the redder the name.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, come out.
Tang Xiao subconsciously already wanted to start run but then realised she was in a safety area, what was she freaking out about!
[Now] Tang poem: Aiyo, so many people? Are you all here to play mahjong?
[Now] Su Muzhe: No, we’re here to fight.
[Now] Tang poem: It's unfair that you have so many people.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Fine, of all the people here, you can take your pick and fight 1 v 1.
Tang Xiao silently swallowed her saliva, clicked open their details and equipment.
Su Muzhe was actually the weakest!
Damn!
She really couldn’t understand these legends. They didn’t come online often but could still stay on the top rankings and refuse to come down.
[Now] Tang poem: I thought about it for a bit and my wish is to actually have world peace. Why don’t we peacefully just sit down and talk it out.
[Now] Su Muzhe: Peacefully sit down and chop you a few times?
[Now] Tang poem: -_-!
Female goddess! Don’t be so violent! I’m scared!
Both sides were stubborn in their approach so Tang Xiao started to circle around and gossip, bicker.
When she finally realised something was wrong, she found out she was turning around the world map.
In just a moment, she was already outside in the wild.
She looked at the party and there was someone with a following skill. The party leader could have the whole party follow her and that party leader was Millions of lolis.
[Now] Tang poem: Damn! Wait, what is this? Why did you betray me?!
[Now] Millions of lolis: Did you forget about our guild’s three guidelines and one big policy?
[Now] Tang poem: ??
[Now] Millions of lolis: No money, no morals, no loyalty and persisting in scamming team mates for three hundred years, this is our never-changing policy!
[Now] Tang poem: …
The Tang poem who had been forcibly dragged out into the wild didn’t even have the chance to throw up a fight.
As an enchanter, she had experienced the viciousness of an enchanter first hand.
The number one ranked enchanter froze her on the spot whilst everyone else started to orderly chop her.
Every time she nearly died, there would be a support nurse there to heal her.
Slowly, apart from the people Su Muzhe had brought in, everyone who had been bullied by her had formed a line.
From the wild to the safety area, there was a line of people just for the sake of chopping her once.
Even people from Japanese Rose had heard and had rushed here to muddle their way in.
[Now] Tang poem: July ah! Are you here to save me?
[Now] July: … No, I’m here to kick you whilst you’re down. I’ve wanted to take revenge on you for a while now and now I’ve finally gotten an opportunity do so. Oh right, the guild master also told me to tell you --- persist in scamming team mates for three hundred years, babe~
[Now] Tang poem: The boat of friendship capsizes so quickly …
[Now] July: After I’ve finished chopping you, I’ll go line up again. Talk to you later~ Wait for me~
[Now] Tang poem: Being serious, this feels like being gang r*ped. Can you let me live with some dignity?
[Now] Su Muzhe: I feel like your guild can become the four no’s. No money, no morals, no loyalty, no dignity …
[Now] Tang poem: …
In front of the computer, Tang Xiao felt incredibly tortured.
She felt like all these deaths in these few days actually made her reflect on her life so far.
Wait, why couldn’t she just go offline?!
Ferocious Tiger Sniffing a Japanese Rose guild had one other guild guideline! -- Going offline and keeping the peace!
So, firmly, Tang Xiao pulled out her computer plug and all of a sudden, the world was restored to the one that she loved again.
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TL note
Not only is Tang Xiao shameless, her whole guild is pretty shameless. No money, no morals, no loyalty and no dignity fits them well.
omg. can't help but laugh
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ReplyDeletethey're all hilarious and trolls, lolol
Some of it gets lost in translation but I try my best.
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DeleteThanks for the chapter. I am really enjoying this novel so far.
ReplyDeleteIt only gets better! I thought the novel was a bit hard to get into from the start.
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Deletewasn't this posted yesterday? but i just got the notiff now o.o
ReplyDeleteIt was! But I found a typo and edited it so that might be why πΆ
DeleteThis novel is too funny lmao! Love her guild~ Thank you for the chapter πππ
ReplyDeleteIt's every man for themselves and especially, every man for themselves against Tang Xiao πππ
DeleteLol they're all trolls xD. Thanks for the chapter!
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DeleteJapanese Rose's people are crazy xDDD
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