Chapter 41.4 - Pink, pink, pink 2
“What suggestion did you give her?” Xiao Lin asked.
“If you like him, just force yourself on him. What use is confessing, if you can’t chase him, just do it. If you can’t do it, drug him. If you break up, send the pictures to the press, the worst thing that could happen is that you go to jail. If you’re not even willing to go to jail, can you even say you like him?” Tang Xiao remembered.
“It was probably something like that. Anyway, I was just talking nonsense and you just said the same thing to me in game too.”
Xiao Lin: … what … absolute … nonsense
Xiao Lin: … what … absolute … nonsense
Xiao Lin’s expression became strange.
She really wanted to have a talk about Tang Xiao’s mother’s surname.
F**** and your mom really weren’t enough to express her feelings right now.
“Very good, the girl you were talking about was me.” Xiao Lin said expressionlessly.
Tang Xiao: ….
She suddenly felt that, Mu Cheng hadn’t chopped Tang Xiao into pieces, so that was true love!
Tang Xiao really was unparalleled.
Originally, it was her asking for death, and dying.
Now, it became her asking for death, and other people dying.
Her and Chief Ning’s dark and brutal past was all because Tang Xiao was talking nonsense with a straight face.
“Silly child, didn’t you watch Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre when you were younger? Didn’t you hear about how Zhang Wuji’s mother taught her children? The more prettier the girl is, the more you can’t trust anything she says. Like me for example, someone as prettier as me, you definitely have to be careful.” Tang Xiao rubbed her head benevolently.
Xiao Lin: “.... please have some face.”
“What do I need face for? I’ve already hung mine up for other people to admire.”
Xiao Lin: …..
Xiao Lin: …..
To compare shamelessness, she really couldn’t compare to Tang Xiao.
“But truthfully speaking, Chief Ning’s not young anymore either. Who knows how impatient his family is? Before, they even said they’d be happy even if he brought director Qiao home. So if you’re prepared to go with Chief Ning, just get engaged. You’ve already suffered so many unforgettable nights together.” She clicked her tongue.
Xiao Lin suddenly felt her head hurting, “Don’t be so perverted.”
“Xiao Lin, ah, to develop and promote our peaceful offline policy is a good thing. But it seems like this strategy doesn’t work on Chief Ning. The harder you hide, the more this can’t be resolved. So don’t think too hard, Chief Ning’s busy every day. How could he have time to sleep with and sponsor some actress?” Tang Xiao changed her previously perverted attitude and began speaking to her properly, in a serious manner.
This made Xiao Lin feel a bit unaccustomed.
Tang Xiao changed her attitude, “What kind of dirty things did you two do in those 36 hours? How could Chief Ning be so brutal! How could you even be able to get out of bed?”
Xiao Lin took out a fruit knife from the fruit platter and waved it in front of her face.
The heck was that serious manner from before.
Tang Xiao quickly dashed outside, feeling exceptionally carefree and comfortable.
She finally knew why Chief Ning was constantly roasting her, because this taste, was just too good!
When she had no filming scenes, she started playing games again.
Especially after Xiao Lin came back, the two people hugged their laptops and sat next to each other.
Occasionally, Xia Ziyang would join in too.
Ranzhi and Japanese Rose were in a lovey-dovey relationship again so they were able to smoothly pass through the sixth stage of the snow wolves’ quest.
Everyone found out that this quest, wasn’t hard at all.
As long as little Tang poem and Wind blows pants weren’t there.
Every time This emperor ordered them, he’d roar into his microphone: Let’s rise up! We don’t have little Tang poem! We don’t have Wind blows pants! We are unequalled!
Tang Xiao expressed dissatisfaction.
But in this snow wolves’ quest, she really was crappy.
Even if she wasn’t dropping to the ground, she was on her way to dropping to the ground.
When Tang Xiao and Xiao Lin went online, Ranzhi and Japanese rose were fighting over monsters again.
The two guilds were normally tormented by the snow wolves so they wanted to find some comfort in the other guild.
Right now, the guild fight already became a one-on-one fight to a ‘single’ status versus temporarily ‘single’ side.
Parting song and July stood together, Powerful hotpot and Olden day dawn stood together.
There were also a few other couples who had a love-hate relationship who stood together, showing off the hidden couples who had gotten together between the guilds.
This was the temporary ‘free-for-all’ style fight.
And those who were single, included This emperor and Wind blows pants.
They found a place with no people, rolled up their sleeves and got ready to fight.
Tang Xiao hadn’t figured out which side she should join before being killed messily.
[Now] July: Ah? I think I just saw little Tang poem?
[Now] This emperor: Fantastic, we don’t have to fight monsters anymore, let’s just fight little Tang poem.
[Now] Tang poem: ......
Tang Xiao suddenly found out that habit was a very scary thing.
For example, now, when she was getting beaten up, she’d already gotten used to it.
On one side, they were happily torturing little Tang poem but on the other side, Forbidden top had gathered a group to stop them.
Recently, Forbidden top had stolen a lot of high levelled accounts to their side.
Before, on Monday, when Linglong came out to make trouble, Su Muzhe straightforwardly jumped out and destroyed her gear.
Ranzhi and Japanese Rose, these two guilds, whenever they saw Forbidden top, no matter what they were doing, would beat them all up.
So previously, Forbidden Top, were definitely what you would call pitiful.
But now, it seemed like they were about to rise up?
They clearly looked prepared and ready to fight.
Tang poem couldn’t keep up with the amount of people and gradually fell behind.
[Guild] Tang poem: What’s this?
[Guild] July: Your wife had tormented them to the point where all of their chrysanthemum flowers were blooming so they’re here to take revenge! F***, they freaking destroyed my gear.
Tang Xiao watched the screen as July’s character instantly was stripped half naked.
Before, they’d accumulated too many crime points from killing Tang poem, so the higher the crime points, the higher the chance that you’d lose more gear.
Parting song saw that July lost her gear and his eyes reddened furiously, drank a potion and dove into the battle.
July was being protected by the guild and retreated to a safe place.
If they couldn’t win, they could only ask for help from the outside.
Tang Xiao circled around and dragged a nine tailed fox over.
July saw the flying nine tailed fox from afar and hit it once.
The nine tailed fox instantly flew over with all of its doppelgangers.
Tang poem scrambled backwards frantically.
[Now] Tang poem: Run!!
After screaming that, the nine tailed fox’s paw swiped.
The moonlight in the sky, a basket on the earth.
There were no survivors on the map.
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TL note:
Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre - famous story by Jin Yong who is also a very famous Chinese writer for wuxia novels
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Oh, I shouldn't have read this with a pore pack on. Now, my cheeks hurt from trying not to laugh. Ahhhh, Tang Xiao being shameless as ever. Thanks for the chapter! <3
ReplyDeleteI had a face mask on when I was translating too! It's a struggle 😩😩
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ReplyDeleteWhenever I change something in my theme, they always disappear and I have to remember to manually turn them back on. They're up now (hopefully) 💕💕
Delete“What do I need face for? I’ve already hung mine up for other people to admire.” - PFT TANG XIAO! omgosh this story is too funny
ReplyDeleteTX is as shameless as ever 😌😌
DeleteParting Song with July????? YAS!!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud when July's stripped naked!! hahah
they really should ask for admin to make TP killable/without crime points
but i say the guild deserved it lol
That would be too biased 👀
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Hahahaha Tang Xiao is being as shameless as ever, even when trying to comfort someone lol well, no surprise there XD
ReplyDeleteThe two guilds are always asking for death whenever they're online and bring about this whole mess hahah
Thanks for the chapter~
Everyone's a troublemaker 😫😫
DeleteI feel like i read about the shameless competition😂😂
ReplyDeleteI watched the Heavenly Sword and Dragon Saber and indeed, pretty girls are always the most dangerous but Zhang Wuji still somehow managed to get himself entangled in not just one but many lmao
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