WNSYM Chapter 36.2

Chapter 36.2 - The experience of living next door

Thanks to Meep, I finally guilted someone into sponsoring WNSYM 💘💘💘 (1/1) 

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The living room’s atmosphere immediately turned strange.

Su Bai sat in the middle of the large sofa, Tang Xiao chose a one-person sofa while Mu Cheng sat across from Tang Xiao.

“Tang Xiao, so you’re living next door to Mu Cheng?” Su Bai quickly regained her composure, smiling politely.

Su Bai was extremely clear on how to smile, how to display her best angle, to make her look the most beautiful at all times.

On the other hand, Tang Xiao was the complete opposite.

From the moment that she walked in, everything that she was thinking was written in her eyes.

“En, I just moved in.” Tang Xiao silently started to analyse the air between Mu Cheng and Su Bai.

“Director Qiao’s film is about to start filming, you know right?”

“En.”

“I look forward to working with you.” Su Bai spoke earnestly.

“Me too.”

The conversation got awkward.

Su Bai and Tang Xiao weren’t too familiar with each other, they’d only seen each other a few times at the company.

Mu Cheng cleared his throat, about to say something.

“With you here, Mu Cheng must be busy.” Su Bai snatched in front and spoke.

“Then, you guys can chat first, I still have something on, I’ll come back another day.”

Su Bai stood up and from the table, took a packet of donkey hide gelatin.

Tang Xiao saw the box and felt it looked familiar.

She thought for half a day before realising, wasn’t that the box that Mu Cheng gave her yesterday?

Then because she didn’t want to eat it, she placed it up on an altar?!

Tang Xiao was caught up in what Mu Cheng liked, that a stranger would give him donkey hide gelatin?!

Then, the box that she put up on the altar, should she eat it?

“Tang Xiao.” Mu Cheng walked over and lightly flicked her forehead.

“Did you purposely come over to my place to space out?”

Tang Xiao rubbed her forehead, “Oh, oh, oh, I remember. We’re about to do a quest and we’re missing a person so we wanted to ask if you wanted to come.”

“En, I’ll clean up and then go online.”

Tang Xiao went back online and the rest of the party were anxiously waiting.

They were crouching down and snacking on seeds.

[Party] This emperor: Su Muzhe hasn’t even come online and now little Tang poem’s been gone for a while too.

[Party] Parting song: Maybe they’re busy.

[Party] Millions of lolis: F***! It’s day time, how could they still want to? How long does Su Muzhe take in bed! We don’t have to wait for an hour do we?

[Party] Parting song: ….

Ah, Loli would always have her mind in the gutter.

When Tang Xiao came back online, this was what she came back to.

[Party] Tang poem: …..

[Party] Millions of lolis: F****! Not even half an hour, I overestimated Su Muzhe!

After little Tang poem stopped courting death, Loli picked up this job after her and tried her hardest to surpass Tang poem.

When Mu Cheng came online and saw this, he started to fire up.

Lol was lying on the ground with a face full of tears.

[Party] Tang poem: Loli, let me use the identity as someone who has experience. What comes around goes around, if you don’t believe me, take a look up, when has the sky ever let anyone go easily?

[Party] Millions of lolis: …..

A party could only fit in 6 people but with the two guilds, they had over ten people so they had to split it into teams.

Su Muzhe and Parting song were a bit busy so the leader on Ranzhi’s side became This emperor.

When they were about to begin, This emperor had already made preparations and assumed that Japanese rose would be stupid and idiotic.

But, when they started, his ideas changed.

F***, they could actually be this stupid and idiotic?

“The first boss will randomly send out huge attacks, but before they attack, there’ll be a hint. If you run to the green or red stage, then you’ll be able to avoid any attacks. At that time, everyone should just listen to the voice and move accordingly.”

Before they entered, This emperor explained the game rules clearly.

But when they were inside, This emperor hadn’t gone crazy was about to become This emperor has already gone crazy.

Following the first hint, Ranzhi’s team had completely all run up to the green stage and avoided all attacks.

Ranzhi’s team were mostly on the ground.

“F****! Wind blows! Are you lagging, what are you doing, standing in one spot like that!” This emperor saw that Wind blows pants was lying in the dead centre, and was completely speechless.

Following that, there was some heavy metal playing through the speakers with Wind blows pants’ voice faintly coming across.

“What? I died? Why didn’t I hear any hints?”

“F***! Turn off your background music!! With such loud music, it’d be freakish if you did hear!” This emperor yelled.

Reality proved, there would be no freak accidents.

Wind blows pants still blared his background music, “You … said …. What?”

“I’ll f**** you!” This emperor screamed!

Tang Xiao was dumbstruck.

In her mind, ‘I’ll f*** you’ echoed three times.

Loli silently, began to imagine all different types of dirty scenes!

The imagination didn’t let up!

Leg hair, on that side, finally turned down his sound, his voice was a bit pitiful.

“I’ve only just gotten married, if you do that to me, what is my wife going to do?”

This emperor: …..

Everyone: ……

Loli: …. Aiyo, damn, damn, damn ~(≧▽≦)

Following this scene, the whole team was destroyed.

“Turn off your music, in a while, there’ll be a voice hint, saying to run to what colour stage, okay?” This emperor’s voice gentled.

“En, en, en, I understand.”

Even though he said that, when the second round began, half of Japanese rose’s team ended up on the ground again.

This emperor searched amongst the corpses for half a day.

Hotpot had died across from the stage, along with Olden day dawn.

Wind blows pants found the right place, July and Parting song also didn’t die.

Loli ran too slowly and died close to the stage.

“Who are those idiots facing the stage!!!!”

[Party] Powerful hotpot: Accidentally ran to the wrong one.

“What about Olden day dawn!!” Olden day dawn had passed this level many times, so he’d actually gotten it wrong?

[Party] Olden day dawn: I’m here to die with my love.

“.....” This emperor was crossing into the area of ‘going insane’.

“Please don’t perform PDA! The boss won’t die from too much PDA! But your teammates will!”

He counted the rest of the bodies before finding out that he was missing a Tang poem.

“Where’s little Tang poem?” He searched for half a day but didn’t see her.

[Now] Tang poem: I’m here.

When sending dialogue using ‘Now’, a speech bubble will come out.

And this speech bubble, came underneath the boss monster’s crotch.

“F****, how did you get there!” This emperor kept turning his screen and finally found Tang poem’s position.

But her body had been blocked off by the monster so only her head was visible.

[Party] Tang poem: I just wanted to cleanly kill him.

Everyone: …..

This emperor had a mini mental breakdown.

“I finally know why you guys kept dying and couldn’t even pass the first level. With you guys here, we can’t pass either.”

Once they paused, their group was destroyed a second time.

The whole group was beaten but they got up to try another time.

Tang Xiao clicked ‘revive’ and clicked a few more times.

The silver used to revive was deducted but she couldn’t get up.

Something mysterious happened, Tang Xiao couldn’t get up!

Her body was stuck to the boss and in a weird position, she lagged and had found a bug.

“What happened?” This emperor was a bit confused.

“Can’t revive?” Mu Cheng’s voice came through.

[Party] Tang poem: Yes! The revival price has been deducted but I can’t get up.

“Find the GM and report it.” Mu Cheng said.

Tang Xiao opened her buddy list, wiping away bitter tears.

“Wait, don’t report it yet!” Mu Cheng called out again.

“Little Tang poem froze the boss so his area of attack isn’t as wide now. If we stand further away, we can just keep hitting him.” Mu Cheng analysed as he looked at the screen.

The group then became heated and excited.

“Don’t move! It lagged well!” Wind blows pants threw a spell as the boss’ HP dropped.

“Little Tang poem lagged well!”

Everyone else then started too.

Tang Xiao’s screen was frozen.

Her character was lagging and cutting out.

[Party] Tang poem: QAQ, how could you guys do this to me, you’ll get karma for this.

[Party] July: What karma! Normally, aren’t you like this to us. Don’t cry, don’t cry~ it’ll be over soon~ HIT, and then you’ll die~

They ‘HIT’ but the monster didn’t die.

They kept hitting for over ten minutes before the monster was nearly dead.

During this time, the whole group had regained their friendliness, everyone was on one side as they ‘doted’ on her.

[Party] Millions of lolis: HAHAHAHAHA!

[Party] July: Tang poem was right, what comes around goes around!

[Party] Wind blows pants: Quick, quick~ it’ll be over soon~

Tang Xiao: BS, it’s quick! I saw you take out your newbie gear to hit the boss!

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TL note:

Newbie gear - weak gear = low attack = taking their sweet time to kill off TX.

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