Chapter 11.2 - Group fight, why not raise a dog
She was really curious about which part of Chief Ning’s brain was broken.
To not only use sound-controlled lights for a toilet but to also have it automated to turn off every freaking ten seconds?
“I give up.”
Scared of the dumb husky disturbing the peace, Tang Xiao wound her way to the toilet.
Scared of the dumb husky disturbing the peace, Tang Xiao wound her way to the toilet.
It just meant that she’d have to accompany it every time it pooped.
Huskies, this breed, are quite smart in some areas and not so much in others.
When Mu little Cheng crouched over the toilet, it watched alertly all around it.
When Tang Xiao opened the toilet door, it was even shocked into barking at her.
Afterwards, was a warning bark.
“Don’t call out any more. I’m accompanying you to poop.”
Tang Xiao got nearer and saw that it was becoming uneasy.
So even though it was crouching, its tail could still wag?
It looked at Tang Xiao and then looked at its fresh poop before under Tang Xiao’s horrified face, ate its own poop.
Tang Xiao: ……
Xiao Lin: …...
Tang Xiao: Ate poop?!
Tang Xiao: Ate????
Tang Xiao: Poop????
Her mind was just bullets shooting, she couldn’t even describe her own thoughts.
Just one thought exploded, she could only use a swear word.
“Freaking son of a b*tch.”
The most important thing is that this dumb husky actually thought she’d fight it to eat its poop?
F***?!
Youth?!
What gave you this misconception?!
All that’s left in her heart were two graceful lines.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
She sucked in a deep breath, told herself, you gotta calm down!
You have to calm down!
Don’t move!!!
She can’t eat the dog hotpot from a dog who’s eaten its own poop!!
“So, why did Chief Ning think it was like me?”
Xiao Lin had also been shocked by this scene. “Maybe because of this?”
“I don’t eat poop!!! I don’t rip up toilet paper!!!!!”
There weren’t enough exclamation marks for her to express herself.
“I suddenly want to know how Chief Ning normally treats him. This thing kept eating whilst guarding its poop from me, like it was scared I’d snatch his poop? Chief Ning definitely did something to cause this.”
The two people’s minds came up with an imaginary scenario, imagined what Chief Ning did.
After their imagined scenario, they looked at each other and their faces were ε§, like they knew something that they shouldn’t have.
“I think, he shouldn’t be called Mu little Cheng. He should be called Su Muzhe. That way, at least I’ll feel a bit better. Once I think about how he’s called Mu little Cheng and eats his own poop, I don’t feel good.”
Tang Xiao silently passed the dog to Xiao Lin and ordered her to definitely give it back to Chief Ning, no matter the price!
Tang Xiao silently passed the dog to Xiao Lin and ordered her to definitely give it back to Chief Ning, no matter the price!
She returned to her own room and started to place a call.
“I say, Chief Ning! Can you take your ancestor back!”
Once the phone connected, Tang Xiao began to bellow.
“How can I take back something I’ve given out?”
“I’ll xxxx your dad! Bro! I’ve been carefully minding my own business and I’ve never done anything to harm the people. I’m just curious, if your toilet’s controlled to have its light turned off every ten seconds, do you knock as you poop? To your neighbours, they probably think you’re high as hell!”
“Oh, well I’m pretty rich so my toilet is separate. The sound controlled one was purposely fitted for the dumb husky. You know, dogs can’t turn on switches so I made a sound controlled one.” Chief Ning explained.
Tang Xiao was deflated. “Then why does he poop and then eat it, and be scared that someone will take it from him! My god, I’m even suspicious that he’s that scared because you frequently steal his poop to eat?”
“Maybe he’s hungry. Don’t they say “dog’s can’t change their habit to eat poop”? Just like how you can’t change your swear words and roasting habit.”
Okay, well she did want to swear another, **** your dad.
“I ….”
Chief Ning seemed to have anticipated what she was about to say.
Chief Ning seemed to have anticipated what she was about to say.
“Recently, I’ve been needed to go on business trips so I won’t be at home. There’ll be no one home. Right as I left, I took my keys away and cut off the electricity and water. So don’t even think about putting the dog back in my house. I even followed your likes and purposely dyed it half blonde. I can assure you, Mu Cheng’s golden retriever isn’t as fun as yours.”
How can this freaking be called fun!!! This is stimulating okay!!!
How can this freaking be called fun!!! This is stimulating okay!!!
But Tang Xiao didn’t even have the opportunity to speak before Chief Ning hung up.
When she tried to call back, she only got voicemail.
So he was prepared for this!
She finally knew what was called, it’s easy to ask for the buddha, but hard to send them away!
She cleaned up her balcony and placed the dog’s kennel there.
Xiao Lin brought the dog to walk around the block but still couldn’t find Chief Ning so she went to the pet store and got some things.
She brought the dog with her but this time, the dog was obedient and quietly sat outside, cutely poking out its tongue too.
“Hmph, now you know that you’ve made a mess, you’re all obedient now.” Tang Xiao was so angry that she was about to laugh.
Just as she stretched her hand to rub his head, she saw he immediately poked out his tongue and nearly jumped.
“I brought him to the pet store and got him cleaned up.”
Tang Xiao was relieved and then let him lick her hand.
Tang Xiao was relieved and then let him lick her hand.
“Bullying the weak, scared of the strong.” Tang Xiao laughingly scolded.
“Just like you.”
Shockingly, Tang Xiao didn’t respond.
“Right, I just saw a golden retriever down stairs and it looked exactly like the one that Mu Cheng has. Have you noticed it when you walk down stairs?”
Tang Xiao rolled her eyes. “I’m blind to dogs.”
“.....”
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TL note:
So that’s why they said Tang Xiao was very similar to her puppy.
Omg I never thought dogs could eat their poo.. is that even a fact or what? Maybe I should search it up but still the similarities are so huge that I'm starting to think if she gave birth to it XD
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Should've added this as a note but it's a Chinese saying "dogs can't change their habit of eating poop" which kinda just means that a person can't change their basic instincts/principles.
DeleteJust googled and dogs do actually sometimes eat their own poop π±
There are dogs that do and also mother dogs for instance eat the poop of their pups...
Deleteyou learn something new every day π¬π¬
DeleteThe dog, I used to have, ate poop too :(
DeleteI know that rabbits also eat their own poop. My vet teacher explained to me that it is necessary because they can't completely digest food for the first time, so eating it again gives them nutrients that they missed out. But some rabbit owners don't know this and throw the poop away, so their rabbits get malnourished.
DeleteThanks for the chapter! I'm a bit shocked aha ^^;;
ReplyDeleteShe'll be thankful for her dog one day π π
DeleteHahahaha so is the dog going to be Mu little Cheng or Su Muzhe now?
ReplyDeleteSu Muzhe because it eats poop and Mu Cheng would never πΆπππ
DeletePoor MC suffers a lot, even the dog is mocking her lol! Be strong, girl!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read about the couple's sweet, cute moments (not only their fighting)!
Thank you for translating this wonderful, funny novel!
It's karma for all the times that she's bullied everyone else πππ
DeleteThere will be a lot of sweet moments πππ
I didn't know dogs eat their own poop, but now I knew...lol in the end, the dog's name being changed to SuMuzhe right? And MuCheng's dog is Tang Little Poem.. The coincidences XD
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chapter~
It's no coincidence (down to seeing a similar dog downstairs) π
DeleteIf the dog was cuter, it would stay as Mu Cheng. But now that it eats poop and is annoying, it's Su Muzhe π€·π»♀️π€
my golden retriever, hiro, used to eat his poop too when he was a few months old.. idk how to train him not too, i just basically rushed to clean his poop before he even gets any idea to eat it haha but whenever i caught him eating it, I'll tap his mouth and scold him. Golden retrievers are smart. It's like they're sensitive to the likes of their fur-rent so to show that they are good, they try not to do the things that they were scolded with. though it take some time. and huskies, they're super hyper and noisy. we had both before. and i love my golden retriever more ❤
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