WNSYM Chapter 28.1





Chapter 28.1 - Attending Wind blows pants’ wedding 2




Wind blows pants’ wedding banquet was held in the highest class hotel in H city.


Tang Xiao had booked a hotel room beforehand so when she got her keys from reception, she brought Xiao Lin upstairs with her.


It was a coincidence that Mu Cheng also seemed to think that way as the two people’s rooms were directly facing each other.


“.... what a coincidence.” Tang Xiao watched Mu Cheng push open his door and apart from remarking on how coincidental it was, she couldn’t say anything else!


She felt like, ever since she started playing Spirit Road, she’d been constantly faced with what was called “fate”.


Mu Cheng looked at the room card in her hand. “It really is a strange coincidence.”

“Ah, you’re here in H city for …. “


“There just happened to be a notice so I accompanied Xia ZIyang to attend a wedding. What about you and Xiao Lin?


Tang Xiao put on a brave and dignified face. “I’ve decided to elope with her! Don’t tell Chief Ning, please.”


Mu Cheng: “......”


XIao Lin: “......”

After they entered the room, Xiao Lin ran to the bathroom and hugged the toilet without letting go.


“Just kill me already! Just kill me! If you don’t want to kill me, just let me have my freedom! Even if you don’t love me, please don’t hurt me!” Xiao Lin’s face was full of tears.


She was wrong.


Originally, she thought that she’d be fine if she dodged Chief Ning, but who knew that she’d fall head first into assistant Xia’s ditch instead.


Assistant Xia!


The legendary assistant that could hoist up Mu Cheng, weave him through a barrage of reporters and paparazzi with no injuries whatsoever.


She felt like, if she screwed up, assistant Xia was like a ticking time bomb.


“Xiao Lin, now you know that making money isn’t easy, right?” Tang Xiao’s face was pitying as she rubbed her head.


Xiao Lin nodded her head hard. “There are wolves in fronts and dogs behind.”

“..... it’s wolves in front and tigers behind ….”


The good atmosphere was broken just like that.


Tang Xiao mulled over her emotions again and decided to be benevolent, like the Buddha delivering all things from their suffering, “So, while you’re young, earn as much as you can.”


Xiao Lin: …. That actually seems pretty reasonable.


“Come, let’s revise over everyone’s relationships.”

Tang Xiao lifted up five fingers.


“Su Muzhe.”

“Your husband you love to hate.”


Suddenly, Tang Xiao was dumbstruck.


Su Muzhe, her mind had already instantly replaced Su Muzhe with Xia Ziyang.


Xia Ziyang was retired military so his whole body gave off a very proper aura.


Even when he walked, his back was upright.


Compared to the 183cm Mu Cheng, he was even slightly taller.


But, what freaking husband!!!


Tang Xiao suddenly craved her grandpa’s huge feast.


Tang Xiao suddenly had an urge to just delete that rotten karma, to let herself live!


Things had already begun to turn into a strange direction.


Tang Xiao sat down on her bottom next to Xiao Lin, copying her and hugging the other half of the toilet.


“You can not love, but please don’t hurt me. I’m scared too.”

Xiao Lin: …..


As the two people hugged the toilet and started to contemplate life and how to move towards freedom, a phone vibrated.


“Lin Wen, the wedding’s about to begin.” Xia Ziyang’s voice sounded from the phone.


Xiao Lin immediately gripped the toilet harder.


“Okay, baby, it’s time for you to go die now. Remember to turn on hands-free afterwards, kiss kiss.”


Tang Xiao sent away Xiao Lin and smiled at Xia Ziyang before smiling and greeting Mu Cheng too.


Then she went back to her room and didn’t let go of her phone.


Xiao Lin continued behind Xia ZIyang and in the three minutes that it took to get to the venue, the two of them didn’t speak a word.


Xiao Lin was about to die of anxiety.


When she got to the venue, ‘Wind blows pants’, these three words instantly entered her eyes.


“Who’s …. Wind blows pants?” Xiao Lin’s face was gloomy.


Xia Ziyang looked around and saw a group waving to him, not too far away. “Your guild master, is called Wind blows pants, hair flies up.”


Tang Xiao: … pfft, this name was simple and crude, very good, very strong.


Very quickly, a girl walked by.


She wore a dress and her hair was pulled up in a ponytail. “You guys are … Su Muzhe and little Tang poem? I’m July!”


A familiar person!


Someone from their hometown!


Xiao Lin nearly jumped on her!


She slowly nudged, inch by inch, away from Xia Ziyang and towards July.


July’s eyes kept moving between the two people, trying to find a little something between them.


But in that time, she still couldn’t sense anything.


Instead, when Xia Ziyang looked at July, his lips even curled into a slight smile.


“You’re all here? Let’s head over.”

Xiao Lin suddenly felt like Tang Xiao’s head was a very bright green.


From the two guilds, there were about ten or so people who came and with the addition of Xiao Lin and Xia Ziyang, they just filled up a table.


As the Buddhist temple server’s transgender couple, Xiao Lin and Xia Ziyang were organised to sit together.


Then the introductions began.


The game’s ‘This emperor” was actually a university student, he still looked very fresh and shy.


Olden day dawn was actually a business suit wearing elite businessman.


Powerful hotpot was a strong woman.


The others were mostly slightly different from their online personas.


Of course, the biggest differences were Su Muzhe and Tang poem.


But Ranzhi’s people had probably seen Xia Ziyang before so they weren’t too shocked.


But they were insanely curious about Tang poem.


“Little Tang poem, you’re completely different to how you’re like online! Even different to when you were on the phone! You’re so calm and shy in real life.” July said.


Xiao Lin answered seriously. “Maybe, a split personality?”


Tang Xiao: ….


Over the phone, Tang Xiao took out the $500 for Xiao Lin and took back one $100 note.


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TL note:


TX’s head is very green - when someone gets cheated on, they wear a green hat.


Mu Cheng’s even better than Tang Xiao at lying through her teeth wow.


  • This also answers whether or not July knew them in real life (this is their first meeting. TX has a strict online only relationship with her guild members. But that’s a one way street.)


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9 comments:

  1. Damn. Waiting is hard. I keep wanting to stack up the chapters but even the few lines are irresistible. This is hilarious!

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    1. Every two days is my limit because I'm doing TFDC every day 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

      (or get someone to sponsor a chapter 😏😏)

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  2. “I’ve decided to elope with her! Don’t tell Chief Ning, please.”
    Hahaha! So random!!!!

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    1. Don't ask TX to think on the spot, she'll only come up with awful excuses 😭😂

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  3. Lol I seriously pity Xiao Lin for having to go through all this and only for $500 hahaha and it looks like the money is getting less too XD
    Thanks for the chapter~

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    1. TX originally said $500 a month as well 😂😂

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  4. Just offline meeting is already exciting but there's this random disguise plan lol!

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  5. why does it seems Xia Ziyang likes July?!!
    I kinda shipped him with Assistant Lin tho 😹

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