WNSYM Chapter 27.2




Chapter 27.2 - Attending Wind blows pants' wedding banquet 1




She couldn’t take it anymore and took out her phone to call Su Muzhe.


The phone dialled for a second before she realised she was being stupid, if she was going to act out a play, she had to go all the way!


She anxiously hung up.


“Use your phone to dial Su Muzhe’s number, then tell him to pick us up.”


Xiao Lin took out her phone and was embarrassed. “How do we explain you being here?”


“Just say I have a notice and came coincidentally to H city.”


On the otherside, Mu Cheng saw Xia Ziyang’s phone light up and rang.


He raised a brow.


“Not too stupid.” Mu Cheng laughed lightly.


Then he turned to Xia Ziyang, “Tang Xiao might get Xiao Lin to use her phone to call you.”


To his side, Xia Ziyang looked at his phone and put it to the side. “How do you know she’ll definitely find Xiao Lin.”

“Take a guess.”

Xia Ziyang: ….


Xiao Lin followed Tang Xiao’s request and dialled Su Muzhe’s number.


The phone quickly connected as Xiao Lin stuttered, “Hey, is this Su Muzhe?”


Over the phone, a male voice was icy cold, he sounded very serious. “Are you little Tang poem?”


Xiao Lin weakly bent at the waist and nodded, “Yes, yes, yes.”

Tang Xiao saw how cowardly she was being and rolled her eyes hard.


She mouthed, be firmer!


Xiao Lin then thought about how Tang Xiao normally was in game.


She straightened her back, “Su ugly, I got lost. Can you come pick us up or not?”


Tang Xiao: ……


Over the phone: ……


Tang Xiao suddenly felt like choosing Xiao Lin was a mistake.


Her 500 dollars would’ve been better spent hiring a group of actors.


“Tell me what landmarks are near you.” Over the phone, there was the sound of someone muffling their laughter.


Xiao Lin and Tang Xiao looked around.


Xiao Lin stuck her head out of the window and peered around.


She put on a straight face, “Above our heads, there’s a three cornered cloud.”

Over the phone: ……


Tang Xiao: …. Why did she feel like she was in game again, like she was about to get beaten to death really soon?


“What’s up in front?”


Xiao Lin: “Road.”


“Behind you?”


Xiao Lin: “Road.”


“Around then?”


Xiao Lin: “Trees!”


Then they got hung up on.


Xiao Lin looked at Tang Xiao innocently, “I wasn’t wrong.”


Tang Xiao was expressionless.


For Su Muzhe to have so much patience, it really wasn't easy.


If it wasn’t for the fact that she needed Xiao Lin to lie to everyone, she would’ve cut up her corpse and thrown the parts around already.


However, reality proved that not only was Su Muzhe patient, he was extremely patient.


In less than a minute, another call came in.


But this time, they didn’t give Xiao Lin the chance to talk.


“You guys first get off the highway. Afterwards, I’ll send you my QQ code. You can add me and then send me your location. Afterwards, don’t move and just stay there, I’ll go find you.”

“I …” Xiao Lin tried hard to speak but the other side didn’t give her a single chance and just hung up.


“Wait, I think I heard him say ‘you guys’, those two words.” In times of importance, Xiao Lin regained her senses.


Tang Xiao thought for a bit.


Did the other party already guess that she’d find a substitute?


F***, then he’d really be the reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes.


At that time, Jelly Water Holmes and Marlin Holmes can form a team.


“Maybe it’s because I told him over the game that day that I’d be going with my boss.”


She followed Su Muzhe’s orders as Tang Xiao found the nearest exit and got off the highway.


She found a place to park and started flipping through her snacks.


“Oh yeah, Chief Ning also told me to pass onto you that according to your request, he’s already filled up your schedule for the next half year. On the way, you can lose fat too.” Xiao Lin suddenly remembered as she forcefully snatched the snacks out of her hands.


Tang Xiao’s eyes were already narrowing to nearly become a ‘dash’.


“Am I fat? Do I need to lose weight?”


Xiao Lin: “You’re not fat. You’re just plump, okay, you need to lose ‘plump’.”


Tang Xiao: …..


After half an hour, a black Volkswagen appeared in front of them.


Tang Xiao felt like the car was a bit familiar and looked at it a few more times.


Afterwards, the car stopped right in front of their car.


From the car, a man in a suit stepped out.


Tang Xiao and Xiao Lin took a look before immediately sitting upright and properly.


Why the heck was it Xia Ziyang!!


Mu Cheng’s assistant!!!!


Tang Xiao and Xiao Lin’s eyelids twitched.


In the next second, Mu Cheng stepped out from the passenger seat.


Xiao Lin felt like she’d been struck by lightning.


At least, Tang Xiao could be counted as experienced and knowledgeable in this area.


She was regularly striking people with lightning so at this time, she was comparatively calm.


She opened the car and greeted them first.


“Senior Mu, what a coincidence.”

Mu Cheng laughed, revealing a shallow dimple. “It’s not a coincidence, Xia Ziyang and I came especially to find you guys.”


The lightning that struck on Xiao Lin’s head then struck Tang Xiao’s head.


She couldn’t even describe the feeling.


The left over intelligence made Tang Xiao push Xiao Lin.


Xiao Lin then reacted, uncertainly asking, “Su … Su Muzhe?”


“It’s me.” The person who answered was Xia Ziyang.


Xiao Lin stuttered even harder, “Xia, Xia, Xia, Xia ….”

No matter which one was Su Muzhe, both Tang Xiao and Xiao Lin were unhappy.


Tang Xiao thought about how she courted death in the game and the tears inside happily churned around.


Mom!


It’s too bitter, the trouble she made back in the day, all became today’s tears.


Tang Xiao thought about how she said Mu Cheng’s assistant was the type to not even eat poop.


How did he feel then?


Afterwards, when she went back, she wouldn’t be r*ped dead, she’d delete her account.


Xiao Lin was completely dumbstruck with fear.


She had just called him ‘Su ugly’ just then??


QAQ


Could she get a chance to start over.


Xiao Lin stuttered for half a day before finally squeezing out a phrase, “Xia … Senior Xia …”

“It’s not early anymore. Let’s go to H city first. I’ll lead in front, do you have any questions?” Xia Ziyang took a look at the time.


Xia Ziyang and Mu Cheng’s car led in front and went back on the highway, driving in the opposite direction.


Tang Xiao followed behind them before finally realising, wait, what was Mu Cheng doing there?



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TL note:


QQ = Chinese instant messenger


Hey Su ugly! Why is Xia Ziyang pretending to be Su Muzhe?


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24 comments:

  1. LMAO. I'm crying, i'm crying! Lol. I don't know why I feel embarrassed too ROFL. Really have talent for digging own grave!

    Thank you for the chapter X"D

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    1. Same reaction here (it's even funnier in Chinese but I tried my best 🙇🏻‍♀️)

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  2. I am crying, Tang Xiao just keeps digging that hole deeper and deeper.

    I do wonder why Su Muzhe likes her though, I mean, she is hysterical, but is there something else for him?

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    1. cause she's fun(ny) and honest(shameless) xD ?

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    2. You're forgetting that TX is drop dead gorgeous and has an amazing body (flashback to Xiao Lin saying that it was wasted on TX). She's a budding actress after all and still occasionally gets spokespersons roles 🙈🙈

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    3. She's also very funny and shameless, the gap between her face and her personality is big 😰😂

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    4. Did MC already know feom the start that Tang Poem is TX ?

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    5. He found out when he was beating her up 😣😣

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  3. BWAHAHAHA TX had it coming. and XL's mind is as messed up as TX. WTH is a 3cornered cloud? triangle or pyramid?!! PFFFFTTT i love this dumb and dumber combo..

    MC knows TX too well that he's got everything covered. no chance for escape. LMAO nw i'm eagerly anticipating the meetup with their guild members.. it's gonna be CRAXY!!!!

    thanks for another awesome chapter!^_^

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    1. Anyone that can stand being with TX for too long can't be too normal. Xiao Lin's just as bad as TX with her craziness 😭😭

      They'll visit the guild members soon 🙏

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  4. “Su ugly, I got lost. Can you come pick us up or not?” - HAHAHAHA, oh Xiao Lin! TX is surely regretting her plan now.

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    1. She got TX's bold and shameless style down pat 👀👀

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  5. Hubby knows she'll use her assistant as a substitute HAHAHA

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    1. Is TX too predictable or does Mu Cheng know TX too well? 🤔🤔

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  6. BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

    Reading this after all exams are finished was dam worth it. If not because I'm still at school I would roll on the floor

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  7. Hahahahaha why do I feel like there's still a lot more hilarious and embarrassing things to come for Tang Xiao lol I just hope she will survive through all this XD
    Thank you for the chapter~!!

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    1. TX's life is full of hilarious and embarrassing events until she gets with the main perpetrator, Mu Cheng - which at that point, it just becomes super sweet 💕💕

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  8. You know, if this novel gets a drama adaptation (which is probably won’t), I think the actress that should play Xiao Lin should be the funny maid from the drama adaptation of Hilariously Pampered Consort.

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  9. Im laughing so hard right now! I'm feels so embarrassed for her!

    Hahahahhahahahahahahhaha rofllllpuufufufufufufuf

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  10. I am laughing so hard tears are flowing down my face in streams..I can't 😂😂😂

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  11. XL got me laughing so hard 😂 I know now why XL lasted long as TX's assistant. Only someone with the same attributes could last that long as TX's assistant. Also, I think XL is July???

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  12. I just found this IN 2023 and OMG what have I been missing!??! I choked so hard!! This chapter especially lolllllll "What's in front? Road. What's behind? Road. What's around? Trees." ROFL!!!

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