WNSYM Chapter 31.1




Chapter 31.1 - Couples’ PK battle, round 2




Tang Xiao went online nearly at the same as Mu Cheng.


Su Muzhe was online and sent a reminder.


Beep.


Tang Xiao suddenly panicked.


[Private] Su Muzhe to you: Little Tang poem, come here. The battle is about to start. Right, also get on yy.


[Private] You to Su Muzhe: En.


She used the couples’ skill and teleported over to the entrance to the battlegrounds.


There were a lot of people and when she teleported, she successfully lagged and froze.


Tang Xiao suddenly felt like, it froze well.


Mu Cheng waited a while but only saw a little Tang poem that was frozen mid-step.


He realised that her computer froze and silently used the hand holding skill to pull her out of the crowd.


When they reached an emptier place, Tang Xiao’s computer finally started to warm over.


On the screen, she saw that Su Muzhe was holding Tang poem’s hand and they were slowly walking in a peach blossom grove that had petals flying everywhere.


After finding out that Su Muzhe was Mu Cheng, she easily switched the two together.


Tang Xiao’s face was burning up.


[Private] You to Su Muzhe: That … I’m not frozen any more.


[Private] Su Muzhe to you: En, wait for when the crowds to enter, then we’ll go in.


Afterwards, it was silent.
Silence was tonight’s Cambridge, Nanjing city’s Changjiang big bridge.


It was a good thing that the couples’ PK battle started shortly after.


Tang Xiao and Mu Cheng were sent inside and faced against two alchemists.


“You go, or do we go together?” Mu Cheng’s voice rang from the computer.


Last time, he probably had a voice modulator on so it sounded a bit strange.


But this time, he sounded a lot better.


Tang Xiao wore headphones so it felt like Mu Cheng was lying next to her and speaking into her ear.


All of her body’s goosebumps were raised up.


Her heart started beating faster.


Tang Xiao silently turned on the ‘Great Compassion Mantra’ to purify her heart and soul, to ascend the mortal plane.


[Party] Tang Xiao: Together.


“En, I’ll hold them back.”

An enchantress and an alchemist faced off against two alchemists.


The crucial point was whether or not the enchantress could use a flashy skill to control the two alchemists facing them.


Tang Xiao found out for the first time, while listening to the Great Compassion Mantra, she was about to quickly fly up the sky.


Don’t say big moves, she could even avoid small injuries.


In this whole battle, you could see an enchantress weaving in and out about the three alchemists in an extremely eye catching manner.


She hit and then ran, definitely not staying behind to fight.


She ran a few steps before finding out the other party didn’t chase her so she ran back and hit them a few more times.


She nearly didn’t ran up to them to shout: Come~ chase me~ I’ve got bronchitis syrup~


Adding onto Su Muzhe’s protection, this battle was extremely fun to watch.


She’d finally experienced what was called: not even having to row a boat, just relying on the waves pushing her.


When she won, she didn’t even lose a single health point.


Once she won, she completely threw away her misgivings about Mu Cheng being Su Muzhe.


[Guild] Tang poem: AHAHAHAHA, I won with full health.


[Guild] Millions of lolis: As if that would happen without Su Muzhe shielding you! Would you be able to be so flashy and beat them then!


Once she mentioned Su Muzhe, Tang Xiao instantly turned into a coward again.


Great Compassion Mantra!


Transcend, transcend, transcend!


[Guild] Tang poem: … I feel like I should treat you guys better. What if, you guys turned out to be someone I knew too. Then I’d actually go crazy.


Tang Xiao suddenly had a premonition that this time, she didn’t see Millions of Lolis, what if she was someone she knew?


F****, it feels like all of the people she knew were online playing this game!


[Guild] Millions of lolis: Ah ha ha ha …..


Her phone rang.


Tang Xiao saw the display and “Mu Cheng”, those two words were extremely bright.


Tang Xiao right now, was most scared of seeing Mu Cheng in real life.


Even picking up his phone call was scary.


She was scared that he’d suddenly say: “Those who come out to play, will have to pay.”


She was trembling in fear as she picked up.


“Tang Xiao.” Mu Cheng paused.


“I feel like you need to come to me.”

Tang Xiao had a solemn face as she used the couples’ skill to teleport to Su Muzhe’s side.


Su Muzhe seemed to have left for a while, there was a ‘zzzz’ sign above his head.


“I meant, come to my place.”


He’d finally decided to strike, did he!


“Wha ….. What ….” Her voice had a bit of panic laced in.


Mu Cheng signed. “Tang little poem seems to be pregnant.”


In a single moment, Tang Xiao felt like she’d been struck by lightning.


Pregnant?


She looked down at her stomach, her face complicated.


She was pregnant??


How did she not know??


A virgin birth!!!!


Mu Cheng thought for a bit and guessed why Tang Xiao wasn’t saying anything for a while.


His face was helpless.


“I meant, my golden retriever, it seems to be the dumb husky who did it.”

“Ah, oh, oh, oh, I’ll come, I’ll come.”


Mu Cheng was leaning against his door as he called Tang Xiao.


So when she opened her door, she saw Mu Cheng’s long legs crossed against each other and his long frame leaning against teh door.


He wore casual clothes, his collar slightly open and you could just see his collar bones peeking through.


Mu Cheng’s fans had always spread that Mu Cheng was very pale, so pale that the other actresses in the entertainment circle were jealous.


Tang Xiao carelessly looked a few more times, the small person inside her was going crazy.


--- Mu Cheng’s so pale that he’s giving off light!!


Giving off light!!


The dumb husky had pretty much permanently moved into Mu Cheng’s house.


Between Xia Ziyang and Mu Cheng, they both took turns walking the dogs.


The food was better than at Tang Xiao’s place.


The food was always imported from overseas and every now and then, he’d get treats too.


The only thing that didn’t change was poop, it had to be dumped at home.


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TL note:


Chasing after bronchitis syrup - there’s a famous Chinese ad where a woman’s being chased by a cheetah and then finds out that the cheetah was only chasing her for the cough syrup OTL.

I'm gonna post another chapter later tonight/early morning just because ✨


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20 comments:

  1. Hey hey, it’s not as if he was not being deliberately vague. Who says ‘come to me’! That is blatant provocation. I will pray for you, Tang little poem.

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    1. TX's reading too much into it because she feels guilty 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

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  2. Lol
    The dumb husky is pregnant
    And she didn’t realize that he called her with her online name and asked her to come over but at the wedding her assistant claimed to be her online
    So how did he know who she was, and could refer to her online is but call her in person

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    1. Nooo, the dumb husky got Mu Cheng's dog 'Tang little poem' pregnant.

      Tang poem bragged about getting onto Mu Cheng's bed as well as getting Mu Cheng's dumplings to Su Muzhe (Mu Cheng). So Mu Cheng put two and two together. But he also figured it out because every time he killed Tang poem, there'd be a girl screaming next to his room, swearing at Su Muzhe 😭😭

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    2. Dumb husky isn’t pregnant, he’s the perpetrator. And he called Tang Xiao to come over.
      You should read that chapter where she was caught again. She mentions that he would have long figured out her identity because of the stuff she has said about him online.

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  3. And the best part? They can now tell people Su Muzhe got Tang little poem knocked up.

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    1. That's exactly what someone does later on 😱😱

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  4. First the dogs, later the owners HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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  5. The healthy dose is back. I kept refreshing your page a lot of time yesterday. Came a bit late, everyone already commented what I wanted to say. Thank you.

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    1. I love how the dogs have the same game character names. I'm trying to do a mental timeline. Do we know when Mu Cheng first met Tang little poem and when he got his dog?

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    2. I'll be posting the chapters at a later time and experiment with what works best 💕💕

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    3. Mu Cheng's dog is called Tang little poem, slightly different from Tang poem or Little Tang poem. TX's dog is called Su Muzhe though, because she's brash. We don't know when Mu Cheng first got his dog though.

      I think Mu Cheng might have known TX from the very first time they met online. Remember how TX got killed like 50 times in an hour and she kept non-stop screaming expletives all night? 🤔🤔

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  6. Thanks for the chapter =)

    Aww, Tang little poem got pregnant. Wonder who’s going to become the mommy and daddy XD and start naming their kids or grandkids? After the other characters XD
    -Jc-

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    1. I also wanna ask or will Su Muzhe get neutered ? Hehehe
      -JC-

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    2. Mu Cheng's been taking care of Tang little poem and the dumb husky like 99% already. I don't think they name their dogs 😭😭

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    3. Just because the dog has Su Muzhe as the name, I don't think Mu Cheng will let him get neutered 😂

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  7. Nice to know the Great Compassion Mantra was useful to her again lol her reaction to "Tang little poem seems to be pregnant" hahahaha
    Thank you for the chapter^^

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