WNSYM Chapter 27.1

Chapter 27.1 - Attending Wind blows pants' wedding banquet 1

These few days, Tang Xiao hadn’t been online much.

Or if she had gone online, she’d only play for a few minutes before going offline.

Right until she decided on how she’d attend the wedding, only then did she happily let go and play games.

Ranzhi and Japanese Rose were still fighting the nine tailed fox every day and beat up Forbidden City on the way too.

The moment that Tang Xiao went online, Su Muzhe sent a party invite to her.

Once she entered the party, a few familiar faces were already there.

July, Loli, Parting song and Olden day dawn were all there.

[Party] Parting song: Little Tang poem~ It feels like it’s been a long time since I’ve seen you.

[Party] Tang poem: …. Work’s been a bit busy. Cough, cough, cough.

When she typed this, she was eating chips with one hand and had no guilt whatsoever.

[Party] July: Little Tang poem, I heard that you’re in the same city as Su Muzhe. For Leg hair’s wedding banquet, let Su Muzhe take you, okay.

Tang Xiao exploded.

[Party] Tang poem: …. No need. I’m going on a business trip tomorrow so I’ll go straight from there to H city.

She didn’t know if that excuse would work.

[Private] Su Muzhe to you: 183xxxxxxxx.

[Private] You to Su Muzhe: ?

[Private] Su Muzhe to you: My phone number, I’m scared you’ll get lost.

Tang Xiao entered the number into her phone.

As she was about to enter the name, she hesitated before typing Su Muzhe.

Then she hesitated again and deleted it.

This time, she typed in ‘Su idiot’.

But she felt like this was a bit too ambiguous, it felt a bit like an endearment, so she deleted it again and changed it to ‘mortal enemy’, adding a few exclamation marks.

In reality …. it was because she had to bring Xiao Lin with her.

If a Su Muzhe popped up mid way, how could she sneakily change spots!

Steal the rafter and replace it with a column!

And this Su Muzhe actually had good foresight.

On the day of the wedding, Tang Xiao left.

She purposely wore a low key casual outfit, even wrapping herself with a deep purple scarf to hide her mouth.

On top, her fringe and oversized sunglasses hid her face even more.

Xiao Lin also wore the same.

The two sneakily snuck out.

If they went to rob a bank, their current outfit would work too.

From B city to H city only required two hours of driving.

Xiao Lin didn’t have her driver's license so Tang Xiao did all the driving.

“Have you ever thought about the one in a million chance that you might get caught?” Xiao Lin hadn’t arrived and was already feeling nervous.

“No problems, it’s just meeting some online friends. Even if I do get discovered, I’ll just never come out again. In a while, don’t be too nervous. The wedding’s on the second floor so I booked a room above that level. If anything happens, I’ll be able to come down immediately.”

This matter would then teach her that no matter what she did, she would need a backup method.

Xiao Lin didn’t seem even the least bit reassured.

“I’m saying if Chief Ning finds out.”

“.....” Tang Xiao’s mind suddenly popped out Chief Ning’s mocking face and her body was instantly covered in cold beads of sweat.

Not just then, but if any of Wanyu Media’s artists mentioned Chief Ning, their bodies would instantly be covered in cold sweat.

Rumour says that there was a certain female singer, who had gone against Chief Ning’s rule of no smoking.

Chief Ning said to her face: If you don’t want to sing, then don’t.

Her manager and the singer’s facial expressions weren’t good.

After that, Wanyu, or more accurately, the whole entertainment circle, suddenly lost a female singer who was mildly popular.

But no one dared to say anything.

“That way, I’ll tell him that we decided to break social conventions and eloped.”

Even though the company wouldn’t restrict an artist and assistants goings and Chief Ning would sometimes not contact them for a week, they were just scared about that small off chance he would!

Xiao Lin’s face was solemn as she spoke decisively, “This 500 dollars is really hard to earn! It’s a good thing that it’s 500 a month.”

“Who told you it was once a month?” Tang Xiao turned her head around.

“F****! Wasn’t it you?!!”

Tang Xiao replied very calmly, “I forgot.”

Xiao Lin: …. Shameless! For the sake of that 500, she even dared to do something that could take her life. It really was, trying to earn the money for some white cabbage, selling her white and pure heart.

The car drove from outside of the city to the highway.

Even though Tang Xiao’s personality was undependable, her driving skills were quite dependable.

The whole journey was smooth.

“Doesn’t the wedding start at 4pm? Why are we leaving so early in the morning? From B city to H city is only two hours, do we need to leave this early?” Xiao Lin sat in the passenger seat and was nearly dozing off.

Tang Xiao looked at the GPS and answered certainly, “We need to.”

Xiao Lin quickly knew the reason why.

The highway wasn’t complicated and there weren’t a lot of exits.

This gave Xiao Lin the wrong impression that Tang Xiao knew her way around and didn’t have any misgivings about the way they were heading.

It was only when they reached a road that had one too many forks in the road that Xiao Lin was dumbstruck, but not just her, even the GPS was dumbstruck.

“Currently finding a new route for master.”

“Currently finding a new route for master.”

“Master, are you doing this on purpose?”

Tang Xiao: …..

Xiao Lin: …..

The heck do you mean, was she doing it on purpose.

Recently, it was popular for GPS voices to change into all different types so one time, her mind had a sudden urge and she changed the voice to a cutesy baby girl’s voice.

It’s a good thing that it was a cutesy voice.

If it was a North-eastern Chinese accent, it’d probably be: F*** your mom, are you freaking blind, do you even know that you went on the wrong road?

“So, what do we do now?” Xiao Lin was bewildered.

Tang Xiao stared fixedly ahead, confidently. “According to my many years of experience and adding on to my understanding of my GPS, as well as today’s good weather, let me foresee something …”

“Get to the point.”

“.... We might be lost.”

Xiao Lin: …..

On the freeway, a certain car messily drove around a few circles.

She couldn’t take it anymore and took out her phone to call Su Muzhe.

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TL note:

So that’s why they had to leave so early. Mu Cheng’s a psychic.

Leave a comment and follow to call Mu Cheng for help because TX’s lost xx

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