Chapter 31.2 - Couples’ PK battle, round 2
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The only thing that didn’t change was poop, it had to be dumped at home.
This was one, to lessen Mu Cheng’s burden as the poop collector.
The second, was to remind Tang Xiao, as a poop collector, to not forget that she was a poop collector!
Tang Xiao: I really have to thank you.
Mu Cheng even purposely emptied out a room for the two dogs.
He made it a comfortable dog house and had lots of toys out for them.
When Tang Xiao saw, she was envious.
She really wanted to ask if Mu Cheng minded raising another one.
The golden retriever and dumb husky were stuck together and when they saw Tang Xiao come, the dumb husky looked at her once before turning to continue licking the golden retriever.
To confirm whether or not she was pregnant, the two people decided to go visit thet vet.
The two dogs wouldn’t split, even in death.
So they left them together in the back with Tang Xiao sitting in the passenger seat.
“Wear your seatbelt.” Mu Cheng reminded.
Tang Xiao pulled at the seatbelt.
Tang Xiao’s body was fantastic.
The only little teeny tiny bit of fame that she’d gotten was completely reliant on her body.
Seatbelts, these things, were even better at showing off her body.
It was like a satchel bag, the way that the strap went through the centre and right between her chest … so! damn! awkward!
Tang Xiao was silently embarrassed for a moment before peeking at Mu Cheng.
He was completely focussed on driving and didn’t seemed to have noticed.
She let out a relieved breath.
They went to Xiao Zhe’s hospital again.
What Tang Xiao didn’t understand was, as a vet, how he could wear such flowery underpants while sitting on the ground, playing with a dog!!!
That blue-green pattern with tons of flowers on it was about to blind Tang Xiao’s eyes.
The bulky Wind blows pants, Tang Xiao suddenly thought of her guild master’s ID -- Wind blows pants, hair flies up.
Seeing Mu Cheng’s car, Xiao Zhe waved at them, the underpants billowing in the wind.
“Ah? Here to check if your dog’s pregnant?” Xiao Zhe only took a look before guessing.
“En.” Mu Cheng led his dog from the car.
Xiao Zhe put down the dog food in his hands and wiped his hands on the underpants.
“Wait for me, I need to go change.”
When he came out, he wore a white robe with suit pants underneath.
When he came out, he wore a white robe with suit pants underneath.
The flowery underpants disappeared.
“The dog in front has to make me wear the flowery underpants or it won’t eat, he he he.”
Tang Xiao: ……
Tang Xiao: ……
Xiao Zhe quickly started to check up on the dog.
“How did you know she was pregnant?” Tang Xiao looked around her but didn’t see how you could tell she was pregnant.
Mu Cheng froze and worded it in his mind before speaking carefully.
“When her mating season ended, the thing that should’ve come, didn’t come. Her appetite hasn’t been great lately either.”
“What? What didn’t come?” Tang Xiao was like a questioning baby.
“What? What didn’t come?” Tang Xiao was like a questioning baby.
“My god, Tang Xiao. Are you stupid? Don’t you get your period every month! When dogs finish their mating season, around ten days or so later, they get their period too, like people. If you don’t get your period, then …”
Xiao Zhe finished up with the check up when he heard this dialogue and seeing that the person asking was Tang Xiao, was incredibly speechless.
After he finished speaking, he looked suspiciously at Tang Xiao and then Mu Cheng, back and forth between the two.
Tang Xiao was about to explode.
So what if she didn’t get pregnant normally, what are you looking at Mu Cheng for!
….. Oh, she understood, annoying~ (≧▽≦)
“Beast!” Tang Xiao uttered under breath.
But the room was super quiet and Mu Cheng as well as Xiao Zhe were close to her, so they heard.
Xiao Zhe turned to look at Mu Cheng in disbelief.
Hurt and another deeper meaning then followed.
“I couldn’t tell! You’re such a beast. Her dog went on your dog, so you went on top of her!”
Tang Xiao: …..
Tang Xiao: …..
Mu Cheng: …..
“I meant you!” Tang Xiao quickly explained, not wanting Mu Cheng to misunderstand.
Otherwise, she felt like her body would be dumped in a ditch after they left.
He was clearly so refined and gentle in real life, how could he just beat her up randomly in game!
Xiao Zhe’s reaction was even bigger, he dramatically took a step back, his hand grasping his chest. “Don’t speak blindly. I didn’t do anything, that’s slander.”
Tang Xiao: …..
Mu Cheng: …..
The atmosphere was strange, so strange that Tang Xiao wanted to kill Xiao Zhe.
When they went home, Tang poem and Su Muzhe tacitly agreed at chase and kill Yellow river flows.
They ran around crazily all over the map, letting Xiao Zhe understand what was meant by dying from 365 angles.
No space to escape.
Yellow river flows was being hacked to death as he screamed, Su Muzhe went on Tang little poem and Tang little poem got pregnant.
The whole Buddhist temple server knew.
There hadn’t been gossip for such a long time, they were excited!
This quickly spread to the everywhere else.
Loli and July’s gossip magazine was selling out well, they could sponsor enough pretty boys to play mahjong with.
[Guild] Millions of lolis: If it’s a boy or girl, tell me when they get born!
[Guild] Tang poem: …. It’s a dog!
[Guild] Millions of lolis: F***! Cool, you guys can even give birth to a dog.
[Guild] Tang poem: …..
Very quickly, Loli added to Yellow river flows’ ranks, dying 365 angles with no space to escape.
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TL note:
So that’s what the dogs have been up to.
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Omg omg
ReplyDeleteIt's getting better n better XD
Thank you for update
It only gets funnier from here 🤗🤗
DeleteThis is so gold! xD
ReplyDeleteAll TX's fault for being mad and naming her dog Su Muzhe 😂
DeleteThe misunderstandings in-game in this novel so damn fcking great.. Thanks for another chapter
ReplyDeleteThey're funny because they were completely, 100% avoidable 😫😂
DeleteHold on, the vet does not know the names of the dogs, yes? Nor the online identities of the leads? Why did he reveal the pregnancy in the game?
ReplyDeleteThe vet knows the names of the dogs because he takes care of them. He also thinks Su Muzhe is TX and Mu Cheng is Su Muzhe because one time, Su Muzhe walked past him and said "it's you" after they came back from the vet visit. And so, a beautiful misconception was born 💕💕
DeleteHuh? I thought she’d give a fake name since she didn’t want him to find out. I’ll have to look up the misconception origin chapter now. Completely missed this.
DeleteAnd I had no idea dogs get periods too. Never thought about it. Lol
Found it! And refreshed my memory. So he automatically assumed Mu Cheng was Tang Poem eh?
DeleteYeah, the dogs' names probably gave him a hint too. It didn't help that TX and Mu Cheng named their dogs after each other so when Su Muzhe passes him and says, "It's you", because Xiao Zhe gave his ID to them, then Xiao Zhe just assumed it was TX 😭😭
DeleteXiao Zhe gets bullied too much 😂
Delete" Millions of lolis: F***! Cool, you guys can even give birth to a dog." -- omg so funny!
ReplyDeleteThey're so good at comebacks 👏😂
DeleteThank you..
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading 💖💖
DeleteAh ha ha ha ha, Tang Poem and Su Muzhe could give birth to a dog. Only WNSYM has something like this. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteTX needs to think before she speaks 🙊🙊
DeleteWind blows pants seriously hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThank you for the chapter!
TX's mind is on a completely different wavelength 😂😂
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