Chapter 53.2 - How many minutes can Mu Cheng last
Olden day dawn’s face still had a palm print on it.
He wore a clean suit, but along with the palm print, made the other girls who looked at him, all thought ‘a suit wearing beast’.
It wasn’t know what happened last night but Olden day dawn took another serving of breakfast up with him, when he went upstairs.
Tang Xiao slowly wandered down when she saw Xiao Lin and July were gossiping about Olden day dawn and Powerful hotpot
“Little Tang poem, you’re up early. I thought you’d be like Hotpot, temporarily unable to get up.” July waved to her.
Tang Xiao’s face was still a bit sluggish as Xiao Lin looked at her like she had x-ray vision.
Xiao Lin then hit her shoulder hard, patting her and comforting her, “I understand you, Tang Xiao, don’t cry.”
Tang Xiao: ????
“No matter how many minutes Mu Cheng lasts, that’s just how it is. Right now, technology is advancing fast. We can definitely heal it!” Xiao Lin thought she was frustrated over last night so she picked a custard bun for Tang Xiao too.
“What kind of nonsense?” Tang Xiao’s eyes widened, finally realising what Xiao Lin was talking about.
“You’re thinking too much, nothing happened last night.”
“F***?” Xiao Lin’s face was filled with disbelief. “According to your dumb personality, you definitely demonstrated how to take off your bra. And Mu Cheng still held it in? What a waste of your big chest.”
Tang Xiao looked down at her own chest. Xiao Lin had followed her for so long so she knew that whenever Tang Xiao drank, she’d go wild when she was drunk.
She’d even seen when she didn’t go crazy while drunk.
The more serious times, she’d even stripped completely nude, and on the verge of streaking outside.
“Last night, I even saw him wearing a bathrobe coming out of your bedroom.”
Once she said bathrobe, Tang Xiao wanted to cry but she had no tears. “Last night, I think I threw up on him, and it was inside his shirt.”
July: …..
Xiao Lin: ….
“F***, the timing was right, the scene was right, my pants are off and you tell me this?” Xiao Lin sighed.
“If I was Mu Cheng, I would’ve forced you to eat up the vomit you threw up.”
Tang Xiao: ….. Please don’t speak, I’m eating breakfast here.
“Mu Cheng hasn’t even gotten up yet. Should you go up and give him breakfast?” July suggested.
“You tormented him too much last night so if it doesn’t work, bring a knife with you and threaten him with a confession. If he agrees, use the knife to peel an apple. If he doesn’t agree, use the knife and say you’ll gut yourself otherwise. Also tell him, he’s seen your bra, so he has to take responsibility.”
“.....”
“Right, confess. Don’t choose a day, that’s too slow, the audience won’t wait for you. Do you want some Dutch (alcohol) courage?” Xiao Lin asked.
Whenever Tang Xiao heard of alcohol, her head would start hurting so she quickly shook her head.
“What if I get rejected? That’d be too embarrassing.”
Xiao Lin couldn’t help but roll her eyes. “In game, you’ve already lost all of your face. Last night, you’ve even lost the face you didn’t know you even had. What are you scared of? Say, even if I use my pinky toe to look, I can see that Mu Cheng likes you.”
“.... You use your pinky toe to look at people? I use my eyes. No wonder I couldn’t see anything.” As she finished speaking, seh quickly dashed off.
If it wasn’t for July pulling her back, Xiao Lin would’ve used her butter knife to stab Tang Xiao.
Tang Xiao felt like sending breakfast up was a good idea.
She grabbed an empty tray and picked a few foods.
But she suddenly thought of something and with her gossiping face, rushed back.
“Xiao Lin, you just say how long Mu Cheng could last. And then you said you understand. So, you and Chief Ning?” She clicked her tongue. “Who knew? Chief Ning goes to the gym every week but who knew that his lasting power would be so weak. Don’t worry, with the technology we have today …”
Xiao Lin really wanted to grab a custard bun and shove it in her mouth.
She was wrong.
If she was Mu Cheng, she would’ve used her bra to choke her to death.
Removing this trash from society and protecting the people, it would be honourable!
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TL note:
Chief Ning not lasting that long??? TX’s mind thinks fast sometimes.
And getting cajoled into confessing?
Wow, that could not go wrong!! Especially after TX threw up on Mu Cheng.
Leave a comment and follow for the confession in the next chapter!!! and TX being a pervert xx
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DeleteWho knows? Although Chief Ning can't last long maybe he can go at it a couple of rounds 😂 they DID stay in that hotel room for quite a while
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He'll be like a male lion, a lot of short rounds ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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DeleteYou use your pinky toe to look at people? 😂
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DeleteIf she was Mu Cheng, she would’ve used her bra to choke her to death. ><
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DeleteAh~ if people can see that Mu Cheng likes her then why has a dating relationship not started yet!? QAQ
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DeleteHAHAHA! I really love the convo between XL, July and TX. So refreshing and never fails to make me grin like crazy. (^∀^)
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DeleteLol at Tang Xiao's rushing back to comment on Chief Ning's lasting power XDD
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TX always has to have the last laugh 😂ðŸ˜
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