WNSYM Chapter 7.1

Chapter 7.1 - Love rivals meet up, get together

The citizens of the Buddhist temple server discovered that this Tang poem person, was always cheating people subconsciously.

Tricking and scamming a lot of them too.

That night, nearly half of the server’s players fell into that hole.

Some people had accumulated too many crime points and found that they’d been sent to prison for three days.

On the contrary, Tang poem, was casually strolling about on the second morning in Hangzhou, free as a bird.

Furthermore, they also found out that whenever they always felt something was about to happen, Tang poem and that group would always give them a critical hit.

They’d then follow that hit up with a bang to make them feel even better.

When love rivals met up, the long awaited cat fight didn’t happen.

The long awaited marriage snatching, didn’t happen.

The long awaited divorce because of a mistress, didn’t even happen.

But one thing did happen.

Citizens of Buddhist temple got a new residential crazy.

[World] Ah, feels good: Goddess Su Muzhe, ah~ I love you.

[World] Ah, hard: Goddess Su Muzhe, ah~ I love you even more.

[World] This emperor: Wait, who are these idiots?! Little Tang poem’s love rivals?

[World] Millions of lolis: One of those idiots is little Tang poem.

[World] Ah, hard: It’s him, it’s him, it’s him, our hero~ Little Tang poem~

[World] Everyone: …….

On the topic of disgusting Su Muzhe, Tang Xiao was an absolute expert.

She was incredibly good at it, so incredibly good at not wanting face.

From the moment she left the prison, she grabbed Ah, soft to go change usernames.

The horrible friendship between the two reached a new level.

While the citizens of Buddhist temple were waiting for a cat fight, the two people had gathered forces to disgust Su Muzhe.

Of course, Ah, soft didn’t know that he was disgusting his goddess.

[World] This emperor: You guys were totally fine, why did you suddenly decide to change usernames?

[World] Ah, hard: They said that the goddess would like this name better.

[World] This emperor: I just feel like I found out some secret that I shouldn’t have. Who knew that she was that type of goddess.

[World] Parting song: Ah, soft, you’ve been tricked.

[World] Ah, hard: ….. What do you mean?

When Ah, soft went to whisper to Su Muzhe, he found that he’d been blocked.

His sky had fallen down, oh my god!

Before, no matter how much he bothered Su Muzhe, he had never been blocked!

But now, he changed his username and had been instantly blocked!

He bit his little handkerchief and went to find Tang poem to cry and wail.

[World] Ah, hard: Tang poem, I feel like I’ve been dumped.  

[World] Ah, feels good: ???

[World] Ah, hard: My goddess blocked me. I’ve been dumped, I feel so helpless.

[World] Ah, feels good: Big bro, hear me out. Everything starts off hard, the middle is hard and then the ending is hard.

[World] July: As the saying goes, there’s nothing hard on earth as long as you’re willing to give up.

[World] Millions of lolis: Sometimes, if you don’t try harder, you won’t know what despair is.

[World] Su Muzhe: …..

At the critical moment, Ah soft, felt like there was some reasoning to it.

He thought for a bit and then agreed.

After thinking it through, he waved his little handkerchief and said farewell.

[World] Ah, hard: Little Tang poem, Su Muzhe, goodbye~ I’m going to find my true love~

After he finished speaking, he went offline.

Tang Xiao was stunned, how could he just go offline like that?

She hadn’t even finished playing.

Looking at the emptiness beside her, she truly felt alone.

In a whoosh, a strike of yellow light.

Su Muzhe teleported over.

[Now] Ah, feels good: Ah~ Wife~ Are you lonely?~

Who knew that Su Muzhe would actually admit to it.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Correct.

[Now]  Ah, feels good: Then let’s go do some happy things.

Without waiting for Tang Xiao to think up of something that could make the two happy, Su Muzhe had already started massacre mode.

Tang Xiao then finally responded, grabbing her fan and tried to run.

Both alchemists and enchanters had a quickness skill.

For the sake of fleeing, Tang Xiao had maxed the skill ages ago.

On the other hand, for the sake of conveniently beating up Tang Xiao, Su Muzhe had also maxed the skill.

The two were scuttling around wildly on the screen.

Su Muzhe’s anger was flaming hot this time so this whole time, not even just monsters, he’d be chopping up other players too.

As he ran, he walked over corpses and righteously, went about sending Tang Xiao to fall to the ground.

After running for a fair distance, those players who’d been accidentally hurt by Su Muzhe all gathered together and started giving chase too.

Tang Xiao’s heart was delighted, Su Muzhe, you’d have a day like this too! To be chased by people who want to kill you!

She clicked her tongue.

But soon after, she’d realise she had thought wrong.

Because these people weren’t chasing after Su Muzhe!

They were here to help her!

The bustling crowd were violently and wildly chasing after her as the whole group jumped her.

You can’t underestimate the power of a group and with so many people, they more than enough to stop Tang poem.

Su Muzhe quickly caught up and with a quick blade, straightforwardly sent her to the ground.

[Now] Ah, feels good: Before killing me, you should at least tell me why! I helped you get rid of that kid who’d been bothering you. You’re actually biting the hand that feeds.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Who told you that I didn’t like him. I actually liked chasing after him to kill him.

[Now] Ah, feels good: …..

[Now] Su Muzhe: Furthermore, didn’t you say you wanted to do something happy? I’m really happy right now.

[Now] Ah, feels good: …… I’m not happy now.  

[Now] Su Muzhe: Oh, then you can just be unhappy. Quickly, get up and let me be happy again.

[Now] Ah, feels good: …..

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TL note:

Tang Xiao calls Su Muzhe a “she” because she thinks a girl is behind Su Muzhe. Even though the character “Su Muzhe”’s on-screen gender is male now, everyone who only knows her online thinks she’s a goddess because Ranzhi Jiangshan spread rumours about Su Muzhe’s beauty.

Only the people who know Mu Cheng (Su Muzhe) in real life - mostly Ranzhi Jiangshan guild - would address him as a “he” or ambiguously.

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