WNSYM Chapter 24.2

Chapter 24.2 - Couples’ PK battle, first battle

[Now] Tang poem: F***, wife, what happened to you? The face of a female goddess actually has such a masculine voice?

[Now] Su Muzhe: ……..

This difference was even more shocking than the North-eastern accent.

[Now] Tang poem: Wait!!! Or could it be …

Tang Xiao suddenly thought of another possibility.

[Now] Tang poem: Could it be that you’re actually a man????

[Now] Parting song: ….. Did you just find out?

[Now] July: Did you just find out?

[Now] Ranzhi and Japanese rose: Did you just find out?

Tang Xiao felt like she’d been struck by lightning.

Everyone else had previously said that Su Muzhe was their goddess.

Goddess, goddess, doesn’t that mean a girl!!!

How could it be a man!!!

Are you guys gender blind!

Also who said Su Muzhe goddess was beautiful like a fairy, had looks like a flower, so beautiful that even fish would drown in water, birds would fall from the sky.

Fairy, your sister!

Flower, your sister!

Birds, your sister!

[Now] Tang poem: F****! Ranzhi Jiangshan’s goddess Su Muzhe, is actually a man? You’ve been freaking playing as a transgender character for that long? So shameless.

Mu Cheng’s eyelid twitched.

[Now] Su Muzhe: You used to play one as well.

[Now] Tang poem: How is that the same! If you play a female a character and have nothing to do, you can stare at their chest. But if I have nothing to do, it’s not like I can stare at their lower body! So shameless, ah, so shameless.

[Now] Su Muzhe: ……

Tang Xiao felt like she’d discovered something she shouldn’t have.

Even the way that she looked at Su Muzhe was different.

“Little Tang poem, your guts have gotten bigger. How can you keep not learning your lessons?” Su Muzhe’s voice sounded warm and gentle.

But there was a hint of awkwardness.

Normally, Su Muzhe, at this time, would strike out.

Tang Xiao jumped out of the way out of reflex.

At 2pm, the couple's’ battle PK began.

[System] Ten years of grinding a sword, fighting in uncertain times. Spirit Road’s couples’ PL battle is about to begin. Could we please ask all participating teams to enter.

“Let’s go, little Tang poem.” Su Muzhe walked in front of Tang poem.

He wore all white with subtle patterns on his sleeves, his long hair like ink lay carelessly against his white robes, held in place with a jade hairpin.

Behind his back, held a sword.

Tang Xiao had always thought that even if it was a game character, it didn’t mean that the actual player looked like that.

For example, Loli was a pervert, Tang poem’s an idiot and Su Muzhe, exuded a cold and clear aura.

That “let’s go”, held a hint of laughter, warmth underneath the cold exterior.

Su Muzhe walked forward a few steps but saw that Tang Xiao hadn’t reacted, then used the mutual pulling skill to pull her with him.

Tang Xiao watched the screen, the bold girl in purple following a figure in white, and felt uncomfortable.

After they teleported to the battlefield, there were two support nurses in front of them.

Tang Xiao looked at their equipment and level.

“Mom …” Just as she was about to say wife [mom-son=niang-zi=wife], she felt a bit awkward, and stopped.

Su Muzhe replied to her smoothly, “Ah, daughter.”

“.....” She really wanted to run forward and shout, ‘Let’s all kill Su Muzhe, that damn shameless person!’

“Su Muzhe, can you first sit to the side. I can defeat them on my own. If I can’t deal with them, then you can come out.”

Mu Cheng slightly laughed, the sword in hand became a zither and found a corner to sit in.

Apart from the background music of the battlefield, the alchemists’ zither sound could be heard faintly too.

The audience were speechless.

The best part of an enchantress is causing chaos.

Tang Xiao ran fast and the two in front of her couldn’t even use their spells.

Tang Xiao was like a kite, running around everywhere and occasionally, messed around with them.

The audience in their hearts only had one word -- perverse!

It really was like the rumours!

The first PK battle, Su Muzhe played zither for five minutes, Tang Xiao was perverse for five minutes.

The opposite side cried for five minutes.

The second match was schedule for a week later.

“That’s right!” Wind blows pants’ voice suddenly sounded, bringing a clamouring sound which made everyone’s ears hurt.

Tang Xiao and the rest all ran to beat him up.

“Hey, hey, hey, can you guys hear me?” Wind blows pants adjusted his microphone again.

[Now] July: If there’s something, report to this emperor. Otherwise, the court is dismissed.

“F***, you guys are too merciless.” Wind blows pants looked at his black and white screen, he was a bit speechless.

[Now] Millions of lolis: Who told you to suddenly speak like that, that mesmerising static sound.

“Not talking nonsense with you guys. Next week, I’m getting married. Are you guys coming?” Wind blows pants asked.

[Now] Tang poem: Come! We begin another massacre! AHAHAHAHA.

[Now] Parting song: Where’s the wedding. Do you guys have enough friendship points, do you need help?

“Wait, I think you guys are misunderstanding something.” Wind blows pants was helpless.

So he tried to explain again. “It’s a real life wedding in H city, are you guys coming?”

The whole group felt like they were hearing things.

Who?

Who was getting married????

Tang Xiao silently put up her sound. “Say it again.”

“F****! This old man’s getting married! In real life! I got the country’s recognition! Hurry up and get over here, and don’t forget to bring a red pocket. Anything under 500 and I won’t even let you in. I’ll cover food and lodging.” Wind blows pants bellowed.

The whole room echoed, I’ll cover food and lodging …. Cover food and lodging …..

This emperor suddenly thought of something and shouted, “F****, is boss using some sort of sound modifier, why does he sound different?”

“Your mom! Did you hear or not? Do I have to swear at you guys before you’ll believe me!” Wind blows pants bellowed again.

The listeners dropped tears, those present were upset.

But hearing that, Wind blows pants’ news covered it again and no one noticed.

If other people said they were getting married, everyone would give them well wishes.

But once he said he was getting married, they were all like: What the hell? Marriage? Between a man and a woman? Don’t joke around, screw off, stop trying to be funny.

Wind blows pants: My heart is heavy.

Tang Xiao was still in a bit of disbelief.

This was the Wind blows pants that shouted everyday, give me a girl, give me a girl, give me a girl?

That Wind blows pants was getting married?

[Now] Millions of lolis: Guild master, stop joking around.

[Now] July: Did you get hacked?

“F****! I’m getting married for real! If it’s fake, little Tang poem will livestream eating poop.”

“F****! You made it sound so fake and actually wanted us to believe you?” Tang Xiao wondered about who she provoked, why did she have to eat poop.

“Just think of it as a real life meeting.” Parting song said.

Real life meeting?

Tang Xiao saw ‘Su Muzhe’, those three words, and suddenly felt a bit cowardly.

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TL note:

It turns out everyone knew Su Muzhe was a man OTL

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