WNSYM Chapter 24.1

Chapter 24.1 - Couples’ PK battle, first battle

Powerful hotpot and Olden day dawn were still being awkward with each other.

And it was getting worse.

Originally ,it was Powerful hotpot chasing after Olden day dawn, but somehow, it turned into Olden day dawn chasing Powerful hotpot.

Spirit Road’s couples’ battle PK were also beginning.

Those who enlisted would be matched with a random enemy.

Tang Xiao had been searching for gemstones for a whole week and still got nothing.

Sometimes, Ranzhi and Japanese rose would take turns beating up the nine tailed fox, but they still weren’t able to get her to spit out a single gem.

Wind blows pants and This emperor asked the GM a few times a day everyday.

[Now] Tang poem: If we still can’t get it, then Powerful hotpot and Olden day dawn can temporarily get together. When we were fighting Forbidden City before, they matched well tgoether.

The two people ignored her.

But this only flamed up everyone’s desire to gossip.

A few days later, after beating up the nine tailed fox, they still weren’t able to get any loot.

Wind blows pants was on yy and shouted: “I’ll *** your old man. Tang poem, you’re really bad luck! In the future, don’t go randomly touching monsters.”

Tang poem: ….

[Party] Olden day dawn: It’s alright, we’ll just end here. Little Tang poem and Su Muzhe can go practice couple fighting then.

Powerful hotpot didn’t say anything and went offline.

[Private] You to Su Muzhe: What happened between them two? They’re fighting?

[Private] Su Muzhe to you: Not sure.

[Private] You to Su Muzhe: How can you not have a gosisping heart!! It’s time to begin caring for Olden day dawn’s private heart. If there’s any inside gossip, you have to tell me first!

[Private] Su Muzhe to you: If you’re that free, find someone to practice fighting with.

Using the excuse of practicing for the couples’ battle, Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe publicly went out together to beat up other people.

When the first battle of the couples’ PK battle began, Tang Xiao went online an hour early to prepare.

Su Muzhe hadn’t had any movements but the other people in the guild, very considerately, sent themselves up for Tang Xiao to beat up.

[Guild] July: Remember this feeling! When you beat people up! Remember! Don’t be merciful!

[Guild] Tang poem: Wait, someone’s knocking on the door.

The dumb husky had learnt a new skill lately -- knocking on a door.

After knowing that Mu Cheng was living next door, the dumb husky was even more diligent than Tang Xiao.

Every day, it’d leave early in the morning and come home late at night.

But there was one special point, no matter how crazy he got outside, it would also poop at her house.

When Tang Xiao opened the door, she thought it was the dumb husky and quickly turned around to leave.

“Wait a second, Tang XIao.” Mu Cheng’s voice sounded from outside.

Tang Xiao subconsciously rubbed her whole face and changed to a smiling face. “I thought it was Su Muzhe who came back.”

“He’s eating at my place. I thought you probably haven’t eaten lunch yet so I made some extra.” Mu Cheng handed some dumplings to her.

In Tang Xiao’s heart, apart from having a handsome face and great personality, Mu Cheng also had a new title “a good family man.”

This type of person!

If she really didn’t get on him, she’d be doing a disservice to herself!!

Mu Cheng finished giving her dumplings and left.

Tang Xiao only wanted to lick the whole tray.

When she went back to her game, Su Muzhe was online already and standing by her side.

He wore all white, matching with the lily flowers by the lake not too far away, making a pleasant scene.

[Now] Tang poem: AHAHAHA, Mu Cheng just gave me some dumplings. My male idol just became more perfect in my heart.

[Now] Parting song: Maybe it’s just some pre made frozen dumplings.

[Now] Tang poem: Even pre made frozen dumplings are amazing. Even if my male idol was eating poop, I’d think that’s great!

[Now] Millions of lolis: Sorry but no matter who eats poop, I’d think they were amazing too.

Tang Xiao thought for a moment and agreed that, that seemed true.

But before she could express herself, Su Muzhe had already jumped up and kill the two of them.

[Now] Tang poem: …… reason?

[Now] Su Muzhe: Wanted to beat you up first to remember the feeling of cutting up carrots.

Tang Xiao: !!!! You’re a carrot! Your whole family’s a carrot!

[Now] Millions of lolis: QAQ got shot for no reason.

Couples PK battle, first round was beginning so the two people went on yy.

Tang Xiao had never spoken on yy and Su Muzhe had never done so either.

Before beginning, Tang Xiao’s face was full of excitement.

She felt like underneath Su Muzhe’s icy cold exterior of a female goddess, hid a North-eastern girl that had a mouth full of swears.

This gap, just thinking about it, was definitely too cute!

But when Su Muzhe did open his mouth, Tang Xiao did get a surprise.

Or more accurately, a shock.

“Little Tang poem, are you ready?” Su Muzhe’s voice sounded a bit strange, but it was definitely …. a …. male voice.

A male voice ….

Male voice. …

Male ….

F****!

What happened to our plans to dance in the public square when we were old!

In a single blink, you changed and left me to dance by myself!

[Now] Tang poem: F***, wife, what happened to you? The face of a female goddess actually has such a masculine voice?

[Now] Su Muzhe: ……..

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TL note:

In real life meeting??? Soon??? Yes, hold on.

North eastern girls - there’s a stereotype that girls from the north-east i.e. Harbin, Shenyang, are girls that are spicy, swear a lot and will fight with you if you argue with them. Southern Chinese girls are stereotyped to be more demure and shy. There are some youtube videos making fun of this - remember, it’s only a stereotype, there are exceptions!

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